Getting Laid (Patreon)

Hats like touques and beanies to me feels both filthy and sexy, in particular if someone uses one in a gym. I've already used beanie in Good Influencer, but I was tempted to write something else about hats when I saw this photo.

I couldn't find a high resolution version of it, so I started looking at other hat related photos, and found a pair with what looked like the same hat. The only thing left was writing...