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Believe it or not, this is the only photo of him while it was going on, basically taken by mistake. No one has any idea of how or why, but from the equinox in March up until summer solstice he was possessed. Like properly out of consciousness possessed. Perhaps we should have been more concerned about him suddenly turning into a huge asshole, but you don’t really have any incentive to help someone who actively tries to ruin everyone’s lives. The photo is from Debbie’s annual summer party. He showed up straight from gym, no shower, and started harassing everyone. If he hadn’t been such a douche we would have been amazed what had happened to his body in just two months.

I met him yesterday for coffee on his apology tour, and he looks even better now. The photo was from like 2/3 through. He insists he has no memory of the past three months, at all. He was pretty conflicted though. If you lose all your friends and burn down all your relations, but in return get a smoking hot body, is it a fair trade? Would you make such a deal? He was kind of happy the decision was made for him.

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