Da Bomb (Patreon)

- Dude, this bath bomb is amazeballs.
- Susan? SUSAN!
- Hop in! It’s da bomb! Get it?
- How can this happen? Susan, you need to get out of the water immediately!
- Chill, dude. It’s dope.
- You need to take a shower before that thing does any more damage to you.
- Betcha a beer I can dunk you before you reach the door.
- SUSAN! NO!