Massive Douche (Patreon)

This was originally a story from realhankmccoy that I liked, but when tumblr burnt the land and salted the earth the photo he had selected made the whole post disappear. This was the photo he had put to the story.

I don't think it is douchy enough, and attempted to use the following image, which also, and perhaps more accurately, was blocked.

Almost a year later 0ng0ingw0rk found the story and started to talk to me about how what we look like and project affects how others behave and in turn how we behave. The prompted me to write "Bias".

Original Story

“I am not a douche!” I said, furious at Annette for calling me that.  "I think you are, douche,“ she sassed back at me.  "Just wait til that douche serum I slipped in your Mountain Dew kicks in."

By around 10pm I was sweating up a storm, and soon I was moaning and groaning on my bed as my body started expanding.  I was growing muscle and getting bigger all over – my pants were riding up my calves as my thighs started to buckle the fabric, and my shoes were so tight that I had to pull them off.  By the time I was done I had a whole musclebod and new look to me, way, well, I hated to think ‘douchier’, but I know what she meant.  Fuck, I couldn’t even believe this shit!  Suddenly I’ve got these big fucking feet, this scruffy face, these thick-ass pecs, this tight hard ass.

Yeah, thing is I’ve grown to like it, too.  I got tatted up.  I think of sex a lot now, pretty much hard to control, and I’ve got a big ole dong that gets hard and leaks a lot, so I’m always scoring some action.  I don’t get offended when people call me words like 'douche’ or this sarcastic 'bro’ shit, either, just turns me on, knowing I make them jealous.  I’m trying to get Annette to bring me some of that douche serum, too, so I can use it on whoever I want.  Think it’d be fun to get some other dudes and babes to douche out.  I know when you use it on chicks that they grow some big fuckin’ boobs and get hot and horny as hell.  Best thing that ever happened to me, that’s for sure.  Thanks Annette!