So You Want to Be Fat (Patreon)

A little over a year ago I first posted this story when it was a work in progress. Since then it's doubled in size and gotten a bit of polish. I hope you enjoy the final version, let me know what you think in the comments.

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So you want to be fat, huh? Well my name is Foodie Masterson, and I’m here to be your guide on this amazing journey into the fat life. You might be a skinny thing now, but by the time you’re done, you will be covered in jiggly soft fat rolls.

You might be asking yourself if you’re making the right call, turning yourself into a fatty and becoming a gainer. But let me tell you, you’ve never made a better decision in your life. In ancient times large women were worshiped and envied. Their size correlated to their status, and they received treatment that matched. In our more modern society people have lost sight of their former ideals, but changing tides are bringing to light the plus side of becoming plus size. 

If you still need more convincing, let me tell you about some of the other benefits of becoming a total porker. First off, men are going to flock to you. You might think it strange at first, but secretly there is a community of men who revere fat chicks. They call themselves fat admirers, and soon you will have them all trying to get your number. Why compete with all the skinny broads when all you need to do is bulk up and turn yourself into the belle of the ball. Eventually you will want to find yourself someone who calls himself a feeder, but we will get to that later. The other plus side, the phrase “more cushion for the pushin” wasn’t written because the sex isn’t as good, it's just the opposite.

The other benefit is more fat equals more assets, if you catch my drift. Have you ever dreamt of bigger boobs or a bigger ass? This is your ticket to making those dreams a reality. You will no longer feel like a stiff piece of cardboard from your chest to your toes. You’ll have a chest that you are actually proud of, that you’ll want to flaunt as your girls balloon. You’ll have a booty that will shake and shimmy behind you as you develop your waddle. Beware of mesmerized crowds that might develop behind you as you walk away.

At this point you are ready to start your journey. You’ve made the decision to dedicate yourself to this goal knowing the amazing benefits will make your life better. To get you started on your transition into the fat lane, you’re going to want to inform your close friends and family of your decision. They are all going to try and stop you, and warn you of the health risks, but they should not be listened to. Anyone not willing to support you does not truly love you, and it’s better that you learn who those people are now before you start to pack on the pounds. You’ll make it very clear to your friends and family that they are either with you or against you, and you’re ready to begin the rest of your life. 

So where do we really start? With food of course! And the best place to stock up would be the grocery store. So get that tiny butt of yours in the car and head on down to your local supermarket. Make sure to clear out your car first though, you’re going to need the room. The grocery store is going to start to become your second home. It won’t be unusual for you to stop in there two or three times a week going forward.

The best tip when going fat girl grocery shopping is making good decisions. You’ll want to shop like you were when you were a skinny girl, but with some modifications. Instead of apples and blueberries, buy apple and blueberry pie instead. If your local shop doesn’t have a good bakery, well you should probably find a different store, but nevertheless you can always buy those little premade snack size pies made by one of those snack cake cartoon characters. 

Make sure you are always buying whole milk, and not skim. Avoid getting any bottled water or mineral water, instead just buy soda or juice, the main ingredient is water, and they just taste way better. No longer do you need to get chicken breasts to grill or a little pasta to fill you, they make frozen meat lovers pizza so you can get all your protein and carbs in one. Also find frozen mac and cheese, it’s easy to just throw in the oven and enjoy.

Don’t get yogurt when you can get pudding. Don’t get granola when you can get cereal. Don’t get potatoes when you can get potato chips. Don’t get peanuts when you can get peanut butter, or better yet Nutella, Nutella goes well with everything! If you start shopping like this, you’ll look and feel like a fat girl in no time. Your eyes will be opened to the many varieties of Oreos and you’ll find your favorite brand and flavor of ice cream after trying them all. Soon you’ll find you are a grocery store queen.

So your cabinets are stocked with packages of donuts and cookies, now what? Enjoy of course! This is the moment you’ve been waiting for, the moment you get to let loose and never worry about calorie counting, or watching your weight again. That is unless you want to watch your weight go up and up and up! You’ll have to start with breakfast, it’s the most important meal of the day. Now you’ll really want to fill up here, you haven’t eaten all night, and you are most likely going to be famished. The world is your oyster for options here, but you might want to try sticking to the breakfast basics. Take out some donuts, or heat up a few of those hash browns and sausages. Cereal is always an easy meal to make, but remember fat girls usually have two or three bowls at a time, so don’t feel bad about going through a box every couple of days. 

The next part of the day is going to be the real struggle, work. At work you won’t have limitless access to your pantry, so preparation is key. Remember all those candy bars and snack cakes you got at the store? These are great items to stock your desk with. And don’t forget the time honored tradition of going out for lunch. It’s perfect that you work right downtown, there are so many eateries close by. Pick one of your coworkers that you know isn’t on a diet, that way you don’t feel pressured to get a salad. When you’re out make sure to get something filling, you still have a few hours of work left, and your friend won’t mind if you steal some of her fries off her plate.

The other tips for work include taking advantage of free food at the office. Not everyone is going to have a muffin, so it’s not a big deal if you take one or two extra for yourself. Also make sure your office is celebrating birthdays and holidays, these are ripe opportunities to have cake at work, and maybe even ice cream. Planning parties sounds like a bit too much work though, so if you’re not inundated with cake yet, maybe just remind a cheery coworker that someone's birthday is coming up.

Finally once the work day is over your freedom will have returned. You’ll be able to head home and enjoy whatever cravings you’ve been having that day. Maybe it’s a bite of that world famous cheesecake from the pastry place around the block from your building, maybe it’s just another shot at the milkshake recipe you’ve been perfecting, either way enjoy the freedom. 

The next challenge to overcome is going to be dinner. Now this really isn’t going to be a hard challenge, the hard part is just deciding what to eat. You have all those frozen pizzas from the store, but you will soon learn that take out and delivery are going to be your best new friends. You’ll soon be intimately familiar with the local places menus as well as their delivery boys. So what will it be tonight? Pizza? Subs? Chinese? Indian? Mexican? Remember to always order more than you think you are going to eat. You can always save extras for leftovers or a midnight snack, but you never want to run out of fried mac and cheese bites, so you might as well just order extra. 

With all these tools in your arsenal you should be well on your way to packing on the pounds by now. I know you’re feeling pretty full each night when you go to bed, but once you start seeing the results you’ll be so glad you started down this path. Your once flat stomach will start with just the littlest amount of softness before the whole thing is covered in a soft layer of flab. It will be warm to the touch, and less taught than you are used to. Your boobs will start to show signs of fullness, nothing like their former selves. Your waist will thicken, tightening your pants ever so slightly. All of these things are proof you are on the road to success. Say goodbye to your skinny frame, you will never see it again. 

Days, weeks, and months will pass as your whole life transforms. Your eating habits will start to consume your life, but you’ll find your rhythm, and nothing will make you happier than fast forwarding to your next meal. Eating and indulging constantly will be your only goal day in and day out, and it will be all your mind can focus on. From the moment you wake up craving that first donut, to the moment you go to sleep polishing off another carton of ice cream, all thoughts lead to food. 

The changes in your body will happen faster than you think, and by this point you’ll start to feel like you’ve made some pretty solid progress. You’re thicker than you’ve ever been, you never thought you’d be this heavy before, but trust me when I say, you still have a long way to go. You’ve had to start buying new clothes, which you aren’t too excited about, that's less food money in your wallet. You held on to your pants as long as you could, but no matter how much sucking in you do they will not clasp. Your tops have just been getting tighter and tighter, and they are just a little too revealing at this point. You’ll enjoy the process of buying new bras and panties though. Your cup size is growing, and your rear is showing signs of life for the first time ever.

Sporting a new outfit you can’t help but call the pizza place that has the cute delivery boy. You are just glowing with your new found curves and can’t wait to show them off. Too bad you ordered two extra large supreme pizzas and by the time they arrive you are more interested in them than the person carrying them. Stacking the slices one on top of another, you’ll finish dinner in record time.

At this point people are going to start to notice your changes. At first your coworkers might have thought this was a phase, the result of a bad break up or something. By now that months have passed, and this was more than just 10 or 15 pounds, people were starting to whisper. When you go to the break room for an extra morning donut people take notice. When you bend over to grab a candy bar from the back of your bottom desk drawer, your cubicle neighbor can see just how filling your rear is getting. 

All the lunches out are taking a noticeable toll on your waistline, but even though everyone else is judging, you are celebrating. Some of the girls want to break off their lunch dates with you, but it's hard to do after you’ve had the same routine for three months now. Brittney on Monday, Kate on Tuesday, Tabby on Wednesday, Tish on Thursday, and Lacy on Friday. After all those lunches each of your meal buddies must have put on a few pounds, but none of them are looking as voluptuous as you are, so really they are not that concerned for their figure.

You can’t help but stand in front of the mirror at home admiring your new body. In only your Victoria’s Secret bra and panties, you stare at your now handful sized boobs. After being flat chested for so long, it's a miracle that you actually have something to hold up. You couldn’t be prouder of your little belly though. Something that was once so flat is really coming into its own. She’s invited along some friends too that are growing on each side of her. The small curvature coming up from your waist is proof positive that you’ve made substantial progress. Your legs starting to touch in the middle is another good sign as well. Your thighs have certainly gotten thicker and juicer, much better than the twigs you had before. And of course you can’t help but admire your backside. A cute bubble butt that has been percolating back there as you sit on it more, and feed it ever so often.

As you’ve gotten thicker and thicker these past few months, you’ll start to notice those friends who you thought would stick by your side, have started to distance themselves from you. It might be because all you want to do when you go out with the girls is get a bite to eat. They try and convince you to go somewhere healthy or order a salad, but you pretty much always make a fuss until they relent and you end up at a BBQ place or a burger joint. I can’t blame them, but this just allows you to have an opportunity to meet new people. 

You should take the time to meet some like minded women in your area. If you are out at a cafe, deliberating over how many snacks you should get, and you see a fluffy little number sitting all by herself, don’t be afraid to get her something a little extra and strike up a conversation. Or when you are craving that fourth meal and find yourself in a fast food restaurant too late to call it dinner and you notice a thicc girl standing behind you, offer to pay for her meal and enjoy each other's company while you both fill your stomachs. 

Pretty soon you’ll realize that you don’t need those snobby skinny judgmental former friends, you’ve surrounded yourself with a flock of all new, much more supportive friends. And the best part of this new bigger and better group of friends, someone is always open for going out and grabbing a bite when you’re feeling peckish.

At this point you should have your grocery game on point, and your work situation in place. Now that you have your gal squad, things are really starting to come together for you. You’ll find yourself eating around the clock, and the weight coming on faster than ever. It always seems like it’s time for a wardrobe upgrade, but that's just a sign that you're heading in the right direction. You’ll find your weekends are now filled with going out with your curvier friends, and you're always leading them on some food endeavored conquest. There hasn’t been a restaurant opening in your town that you and your fluffy flock have not attended in months.

As time continues to pass, you’ll continually see your waistline expanding. You’ll seem to be getting thicker overnight. Areas that once just had a few extra pounds are now starting to develop some serious rolls and curves. You’ve gone from skinny to thicc, but now that you are looking pretty pleasantly plump and chubby, you’re speeding toward your goal of officially being fat.

All your new friends are already fat, but you’re the one in the group quickly getting fatter. One by one they’ll all start to ask you the same questions you’ve heard before, but this time with a little different inflection. “You really know how to pack it away, what's your secret?” “Looks like you’ve been gaining some weight, I’d love to know how.” “Are you gaining on purpose? Tell me all about it!” Each time they ask, you can only answer them honestly, your natural excitement for your curves will only intoxicate them. You’ve become a radiating beauty and all your friends want to get a piece. Their only problem is that you're out pacing them. 

As the pounds pile on you’ll notice a few of your new friends who were bigger than you at first are now standing in your shadow. All your friends like to eat, but none of them can eat like you do, you put them all to shame. Even the girls at work have started to get apathetic about their new weight, all of them 20-30 lbs heavier, but they don’t hold a candle to you. At least they have started to order some decent portions when you go out, so your meal doesn’t dwarf theirs the way your curves do.

Did you ever imagine your life getting this good? You’re not just curvy anymore, you’re no longer chubby or plump, you are officially fat. The best news though? You’re not stopping here. Now that you’ve got the bod you wanted, now that your assets turn heads, it’s time to hit the town in style. You’re going to notice the brands you’ve been dressing in your whole life, yeah they don’t cater to you anymore. You’re going to have to step into the world of plus size fashion. The good news though, the news skinny girls are too afraid to hear, plus size has never looked so good! The stuff they are making for women with bodies like yours are unrivaled. Skinny girl clothes are all mass manufactured. The plus size boutique has everything crafted just for you. Take some of the biggest girls in your posse out to the mall so they can show you the ropes, that way you leave with a whole new killer wardrobe in tow.

Now that everything in your closet is drop dead gorgeous, throw on that sultry red dress, the low cut one that shows off that beautiful cleavage you’ve been working on. The one that just hugs you rear, showing off just how round it’s gotten. The one that makes it look like your juicy thick legs go on for days. You and the girls are going to hit the spot, and wait for the fat admires to flock to you like moths to a flame. 

Standing at your table with three other big beautiful bombshells, you all sip your sugary cocktails, as you notice eyeballs drifting back and forth across your table from all over the bar. You’ve never had so much attention in your life, and at this point you can just soak in all that attention you’ve earned. After a few drinks and a few plates of appetizers, it's time to make your move. Head over to the jukebox, and find a little ditty you’d like to dance to. I guarantee you before you can play it, you’ll have someone trying to put a line on you. Hit play, and if they ask you to dance, it's time to show them that big girls don’t mess around.

You’ll walk with him to the dance floor, and he’ll put his hands on your waist, his fingers digging into your now incredibly soft sides. You’ll feel how sensual his warm touch is on your rounding figure. When you lock eyes you’ll know if he’s the one.

If he is, take him home, knock boots, and see you in the morning.

I didn’t lie when I told you the sex was good. Your whole body is now covered in a sensual thickness that these chubby chasers can’t get enough of. And this is just the start of the rest of your life. Now it’s time to put him to the real test. Ask him to make your breakfast, and if he does then he’s a keeper.

It’s that simple. You’ve followed this simple outline, and the results are guaranteed. You’re new life has arrived, and it’s just waiting for you to live it. Your body is now thick with curves, more than you ever anticipated when you started down this road. Your hooters are almost too much for you to handle, you never thought they would get to the size of full grown watermelons. That tasty belly of yours is more like a beach ball at this point. It was cute as it was growing, but now its rolls on top of rolls of squishy jiggly fat. Your bottom half does a good job supporting your top though. Nice thick legs keep you grounded, even if your thighs touch down to your knees. Your hips and ass have made you a bit wider than you thought possible. You’re where you wanted to be, but you’ll find that once you start you can’t so easily stop. 

Your lunch dates are practically set in stone at this point. Your flabby co-workers show up at your desk exactly at noon every day, and it’s not like either of your orders are ever getting any smaller. Your new friends are always blowing up your phone to see if you want to go out and eat, and you always feel so bad if you turn them down. You’ve been going out with your boyfriend so much, whenever you have time with the girls you make it count.

Speaking of your boyfriend, he certainly likes to cook for you at his place. Maybe it’s because you always seem in the mood for a session under the sheets after a nice filling home cooked meal. It’s not your fault though, you’ve gained all this pleasure from putting so many tasty morsels past your lips, the two feelings are intertwined. 

And it’s not your co-workers' fault that you keep asking them to try new specials with you, or talk about lunch so much on the way there that you're both salivating at the thought of every item on the menu. It’s not your friend's fault that every time they want to go out that you recommend an all you can eat buffet, because your appetite is ravenous and out of control. And it’s not your boyfriend's fault that your list of dates are always planned around food. You’ve become an insatiable glutton, and there is only one fix… more!

You thought as you got bigger the weight would just plateau, and you’d be able to keep a wardrobe. But as your clothes continually get tighter, it's just another reminder that the weight is still piling on. This brings you to a crossroads, a decision to go down one path or another. There is the path of limitations and a stricter diet. There is no way you’ll be able to lose all these curvey, but at least your weight won’t continue to go up. You’ll have to make some serious changes and really put yourself in check.

And then there is the other path, the path where you completely give in. Food is your life and your passion. You get to continue to eat whatever you want no matter the repercussions. The aching hunger that calls to you will be satisfied at all hours of the day.

You know in your heart that there is only one way forward, you started down the road for a reason. You wanted to be fat, you wanted to eat anything and everything in sight, and just totally let go. Deep down, under all those inches and pounds of fat, you know you’ve made the right decision. 

To start you’ve got to get that lazy boyfriend of yours in gear. It’s been six months and he hasn’t made any moves to solidify this relationship. Head straight over to his place and let him know you’re looking for a feeder. You want him to move in with you immediately, and make sure you are stuffed from sunup to sundown. It’s either this or its time to hit the bricks. If he is smart he’ll say yes.

Now that you have a feeder in your life you're ready for the final phase. You’ve set up everything in your life to keep those sweet sweet calories flowing. You’re finally getting stuffed from all angles, and there is nothing that could excite you more. The sight of your belly growing in your lap right before your eyes might help though. Everyday your beach ball seems to be expanding, but only to match the rest of your physique. Even your arms and face are getting covered in fat. Every inch of you is round a supple, inches of excess adipose covering your entire body. 

Your slow, plotting, footsteps are a constant reminder of just how large you’ve gotten. Every inch of you jiggles with even the slightest movement or poking from your lover. Waves of fat all slap together every time he makes love to you, igniting energy inside you as you’re reminded just how very fat you are.

And that's it, your journey is complete. You wanted to be fat, and so here you are, a super sized big beautiful woman. You have a loving feeder, and the body you secretly wanted. What else could you ask for. The envy of all your friends and co-workers, and a stomach that is never empty. With an engagement ring adorning your chubby little finger, you’re now set for life. Thank you for following my easy step-by-step guide, I hope you’re happy with the results. I’ll continue to be Foodie Masterson, and I’ll see you next time.