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A Lifetime Movie for Gen Z? It happened! On this edition of Once in a Lifetime, the guys are chatting about the outrageously stupid teen tech thriller, Killer Profile (a.k.a. Do You Trust Your Boyfriend?)! 

This movie has it all: a hilariously fake Facebook knock-off, a bunch of dead-eyed older actors pretending to play teens, idiotic fake pop songs, off-screen murder, on-screen non-murder, a tiny guy who's supposed to be a star basketball player, an obnoxious best friend you wish death upon from their first second on screen, people getting hit with shovels, and one character who's basically acting like the Joker by the end of the film! PLUS: Mark Zuckerberg subsisting on fish food flakes!

Killer Profile stars Lawson Greyson, Kendall Cato, Gina Simms, Derek Rivera, Luka Oida, Alexis Samone, Meredith Thomas, Kemp Connelly, and Michael Scovotti as Principal Lockhart; directed by Ted Campbell.

Once In A Lifetime is a bi-monthly (every-other month) WHM podcast where the gang watches some outrageous Lifetime movies and attempts to sift through the madness within.

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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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Andrew Dean

How much do I have to pledge to get a review of the Tubi original Deadly Dilf?

DrPym82

Hey, did you guys ever wished someone would bring the Movementarian episode of the Simpsons to life? Well look no further than 2013's Out of Reach starring Lochlyn Munro as a dummy who is sucked into a cult but saved his more intelligent wife.

Tommy Green

Went to rent this movie on Amazon and it was discounted from $1.99 to free lmao. First time ever seeing that

keanugrieves

Listening to the OG Stalked by My Doctor episode and if y'all are still looking for '90s material, this crazy-ass Requiem for a Dream-as-a-Lifetime Movie has stuck with me for 27 years: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115872/