Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stonementary (Patreon)

On their first commentary of 2022, the gang sets their sights on the not-great cinematic debut for the Wizarding World, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Shouldn't Hogwart's call CPS on the Dursleys? Why does this famous boy hero also have to be filthy rich? Has Mr. Weasley EVER wrapped it up, like, once in his life? And holy lord with those anti-Semitic bank goblins! PLUS: Was that broom-flying coach wasted?  

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Richard Harris, Maggie Smith, Robbie Coltrane, Fiona Shaw, Harry Melling, Richard Griffiths, Warwick Davis, John Hurt, Matthew Lewis, David Bradley, and the great Alan Rickman as Professor Snape; directed by Chris Columbus.

For those who need to stop or restart the commentary sync, remember we're watching the Region A blu-ray and the sync itself starts at 00:06:47 of this audio track, matched up to 00:00:05 of the film's timecode. You should see the WB logo partially visible in-frame.

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Cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.