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(doing something silly/fun to get my mind off things)

Carlina Schnupt wasn't about to concede. She didn't care that it was clear that the town of Gelding, Indiana had elected her political rival, Trini VanCarlo, as mayor by a landslide. She was going to file every lawsuit and motion she could to disrupt the post-election process until she got her way.

As she fumed in her office she heard the sound of something small and metal hit her desk. Looking over Carlina saw a small coin still settling atop the wood. Carlina picked it up and turned into the light to read what was inscribed on it;

GOOD FOR ONE WISH!

"Ha!" Carlina cackled, her modest breasts shaking in her over-taxed push-up bra, "Well, I wish I was the Gelding mayor!"

Of course, coins have difficulty understanding homophones or context. Carlina soon found that her wish to be a 'gelding mare' had been granted by;