The Planetary Protection Program of the Galactic Alliances, failed! (Patreon)

In the future, people on the planet Earth discovered that they’re not only, turned out, far away, there’s a lot of planet with intelligent life form, lot of them, and the scary part is, they’re a lot bigger than us, some can just holding the whole planet Earth between their fingers like a marble! Oh no! This is no good, there’s no way people on the Earth can protect themselves if one of these big aliens decided to lay a hand on them! But luckily, there’s someone else that can help, the Galactic Alliances, most of the planets out there are part of this and the Earth decided to join as well, by joining them, since they’re small, they’ll be under Planetary Protection Program, under the protection of the Galactic Alliances, the giant alien will be unable to lay a hand on the Earth, well, actually they can lay a hand on but that will put them in jail, anyway! Now the Earth Is part of the Galactic Alliances and under the protection program, the Earth should be fine, right? Or is it…?

One day, some giant lizard alien came across the Earth and thinks the Earth is such a cool planet, must become part of his small planet collection! But just then, an agent from the Galactic Alliances showed up and warned the lizard that the Earth is under the care of Galactic Alliances, lay a hand on it and you’ll be put in jail! Give up! Give the Earth back and I’ll put it back, the lizard didn’t keep up with much news so he wasn’t aware that this Earth just joined the Galactic Alliances, oh well, guess it is not a stray planet he can just pick on, fine, here you go! Catch, think fast! Wait!? Idiot!!! Don’t just toss a planet full of life like that!!! You want to break them!? If it broke, you’ll be put on jail… Wait! It passed into my mouth and… Gulp!? Oh no!!!

Poor agent guy, he just swallowed the Earth whole when trying to catch it, just one gulp and the whole planet now gone… He is an agent of Galactic Alliances and he supposed to keep the weak ally planets safe… But now he’s the one who destroy it, eating it… He’ll get fire from being the agent for sure, this is bad, this is bad, oh no!!! Why this is happening!!!

Meanwhile, the giant alien lizard laughing so hard, he just tossed the planet Earth just to upset the agent guy a bit but he wasn’t expected this to happened, this is much more fun than he planned! Maybe he’ll stick around this argent a bit more and see how his life will turning out after did this, and maybe he should ask how the ally planet taste like, LOL!!!

Oh well, hope they will be fine, they probably have a lot of trouble stuff coming on their way but hey, that’s what life is about, something unexpected always happening, so, good luck, both of you, sadly for planet Earth but what already done is done, no hard feeling, okay? LOL! Hope you enjoy today’s story and I’ll see you guys again real soon!