"Drug money and busty Russian secretaries..." (Patreon)
Published:
2014-07-10 15:42:34
Imported:
2020-05
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There was a problem with my debit card... (Yes, debit. Apparently I have like zero credit. Comes with the territory I suppose).
So anyhow, I had to show up at my bank in person to straighten things out...
Had to take a trip to Rostov-On-Don because of that... Took my camera with me... Thought will take a lot of cool pictures...
By the time I got here last thing I wanted to do is take any pictures... Yeah, a 2+ hour ride in a dusty russian bus in July with a broken AC would do that to you...
Anyhow the problem with the bank has been solved... heh..
They did ask me a couple of weird questions that made me tense up for a moment there...
Like "Where are your money coming from?" and such...
Should have said "Drugs."... But somehow I don't think they would've appreciated the joke.
I said that I am a freelance designer and get my salary form overseas... Didn't look like the clerk believed me, but since I do nothing illegal that doesn't matter...
Few hours later I was on the same bus again... Same damn bus. AC is still not working. Windows are not designed to be opened... Sauna on wheels for 2+ hours in a company of sexy Russian elderly men... Good times.
Made it home by evening.
Today is another day already. Been working... mostly writing for now. Have way more unanswered emails in my inbox then I could reply to properly in one day... Starting to think that maybe I need to hire a busty Russian secretary or something... Although somehow I don't think that would boost my productivity one bit...
Bottom line is this: thank you for supporting me. Throw in some more cash my way and KGB probably will take interest in me...
If I still didn't reply to your email - I will soon.
I hope to send another bunch of drawings out soon... Last batch of drawings I sent out got partially lost it seems and one of the letters even was returned to sender (me). Not sure why...
And that's that. A bit tired... nope, actually quite tired. Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm still alive.
Going to bed now.
See you tomorrow.