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Asterios gives away a Lost Episode, Peach chugs mustard, I look like my dad, the Dick-vis and Butt-Sean tattoo, and Madcucks retires. The hangover, shame, and triumph of Road Rage: Dallas have not even begun to fade. Thank you to everyone who came to the show; the tattoos, the musicians, the inventors, the offenders, the meaders, the weeders, the Madcucks, the Asterios, the Peaches, and the Kimballs, you guys are the show I come to see. See you in Atlanta!

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Comments

Anonymous

EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED - I MAY HAVE BLACKED OUT

BillBull

Yo homeboy where them .mp3 at

Anonymous

What's this vimeo crap. Where's my aural pleasure?

Anonymous

THIS HAS BEEN UP FOR 4 MINUTES WHERE IS THE AUDIO REEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Nigga you red as fuck. I feel unwell just watching you. I hope that's mostly the lighting.

Anonymous

Ticket purchased -- I can't wait!

Anonymous

Glad this was posted! That may be the best opening to a road rage ever.

Anonymous

Madcucks should do a MundaneMatt character, since he's fat, has a neck beard and cries for no reason like a faggot. Soyboy confirmed.

punishur

kickball is unfunny. he should stay on /b/ where he can shitpost away

Anonymous

Well he's done and like your parents doesn't care what you think.

Anonymous

awesome

Anonymous

Is that a fake belly on Dick?

Steve Cook

Interesting how much of Kimball's story seemed to focus on Madcucks's weight, while he himself is a burgeoning planet. 19 with the body of a 45 year old truck driver. Sorry buddy, but that metabolism isn't getting any faster.

Anonymous

Thanks Dick. I feel like rooting for teamdick is the best decision I ever made in my life! Keep it coming! Love all of you!

Jay

Asterios dropping that deadass warning to Maddox was 10/10. Iron fist in a velvet glove.

Anonymous

Is there a way to google cast Vimeo using an iPhone? Could cast the tab in a laptop, but... it’s all the way over *there*

Anonymous

Where and when is the Asterios Garage Tour happening in ATL?!

Anonymous

Asterios in character as Adam PaNash is brilliant!!! I'm also 35 years old and from New York State!!!

Anonymous

When is the Asterios Garage Tour happening in Rochester, NY?!?!?!

Anonymous

Kimball’s bit was boring and shitty.

Brad McFly

Videos screwy for me, all i can see is blurry shins, WTF?

Anonymous

Kimball is annoying as shit. Just edgy, and unfunny as fuck.

Sasha Mills

Nitro gloves look and feel like latex gloves and are black.

Anonymous

im 1hr in and i want to go sleep. fuck me it is bad.

Anonymous

2nd 1/2 was abit better. Madcucks at the end hit me hard, i only wish Asterios would stfu as he was trying to say what he was saying.