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Road Rage: Dallas ends in a shooting, Peach calls in about the Mustard Chug-off, I have a solution for the Supreme Court, an erotic story about shoes, uncucked racism, small Tupperware, Madcucks' retirement and the final bonus episode of the Biggest Solution in the Universe, the microphone interlock device by Soyboy Industries, exploding honey mead, more countersuit backtracking, bar stools, fat asses, Pride-vertising, the Forth of July, and Road Rage: Atlanta; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Episode 109 - Dick on Road Rage: Dallas

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Anonymous

DAT ASS

Anonymous

Great show as always can't wait to see the road rage Dallas.

The Gentleman Sausage

I can't wait for the new Rayce Bannon ass remix that'll come out of this episode.

Anonymous

Sean sure was analyzing that time signature. Is Sean an autism for music?

Anonymous

You didn’t sound like an asshole for questioning asterios counter suit. He has no chance of winning. You sound like an asshole for using considering using patreon money to pay for that slobs lawsuit ,Dick. He lives like a degenerate and wastes his money he can pay for his own hopeless counter suit. He isn’t even funny enough to make enough on his own limp dick patreon to pay his bills then he needs to look for another job instead of being a parasite off you and your fans

Anonymous

Dick, I understand where you're coming from about the ridiculousness of the Supreme Court, but are you forgetting what happened when Scalia died? Because last time I checked, 'their guy' was prevented from making a choice at all. The process, absurd as it may be, is just not as simple as you seem to want to believe.

Anonymous

Wine maker here; they likely rushed to get the mead finished before the show and bottled it too early. With only a little bit of yeast still alive, they can still pop a cork or even a bottle. Multiple bottles from the same batch will usually pop closely together.

Anonymous

Road Rage ATLANTA?! I can't wait!

Anonymous

GREAT EPISODE

Anonymous

Maybe the phrase should be "What makes me a zen."

Anonymous

This is the megaman video you mentioned: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FpigqfcvlM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FpigqfcvlM</a>

Anonymous

If you really feel this way, then you'd better block all my shit now, because I'm going to find a way to countersue the asshole who ruined my name, and I'm going to get justice. Don't watch it, don't listen to it, enjoy your life. But don't you dare drag my fucking name like this then watch these next few years like its a soap opera.

Anonymous

Well that sucks, I have a women's pool tournament on the 4th so I can't make Atlanta. Not that I expect you to schedule it around me, BUT when is road rage Nashville?! Nashville or Indianapolis I can make if Louisville is too small of a city for you.

Anonymous

hey dick! give some cred bud! I was the one that made the post about mundane matt (rupert allen) on the FB group, you commented on it silly! oh well, too late I suppose

Big Gulps, huh

Eh, tbh Dick, I cringed during your rant about Mundanematt. I'm a fan of both of yours, and would really like to see you inform him about the lolsuit, and all the bullshit Maddox pulled. But if you keep with the overly-emotional ranting, Matt's just going to smugly brush you off (like Tim Pool initially did). Stop being such a damn drama queen. It's exhausting to listen to, and it would be more productive to tell him to read the transcripts and get a good laugh. If he finds it ridiculous enough, it may actually pique his curiosity.

Anonymous

"A judge takes a look at the facts and says, "Look, you bastard, is this getting anybody laid?"" - Dick Masterson, Men Are Better Than Women.

Anonymous

"That's called jurisprudence." - Dick Masterson, Men Are Better Than Women.

Anonymous

Fuck firework police. Here is a scenario. Go to a fireworks store on the 4th. Spend 500$ on primo shit. Find out its illegal in THE COUNTY OF MILWAUKEE. Only in one fucking county, that I happen to live in. Find out its legal status after getting pulled over, fined and confiscated. Fireworks should be 100% fine on national holidays. When did everyone grow vaginas on their foreheads.

Anonymous

Judas and Jesus co-conspiring to make Jesus a martyr is the plot of Scorcese's The Last Temptation of Christ