Going Private: A Failed Cracked Studios Pilot (Patreon)

Hey there, all who would ride and die for Beans and Bean-related puns! Swaim here. Since people responded so positively to our Mar10 post of a Cracked pilot script that never got produced, I thought I'd share another.

Going Private was my attempt at a low-budget comedy noir featuring the After Hours cast. In case it provides additional delight while you're reading, the cast was meant to be...

Colin: Daniel O'Brien

Eddie: Katie Willert

Parker: Michael Swaim

Ms. Langham: Katy Stoll