We've Reached Our Webseries Goal! (Patreon)

Hey gang, thank you so much for your help in watering the Beans of Success and achieving the Beans of Fruition. We make a lot of bean references here. You'll get used to it. Bean.

As you can see in the left rail, we have just REACHED our latest goal of 8k, which was designed to fund a high-quality, six-episode web-series called DISNEY OWNS YOU (as well as keep the podcast trains running on time). 

That is funded now, so it will start coming out next week. WAHOO! The series includes stellar performances from Katy Stoll, Michael Swaim, Katie Willert, Teddy Garces, Greg Burke, Cody Johnston, Dylan Seaton, Helsey Harps, Bridgett Greenberg, Breandan Carter, Muppet Fuckin' McGee and Daniel Vincent Gordh! It was shot by Michael Cox and Directed by Abe Epperson, 'natch.

You plant the Beans, the Beans plant you back, or something. The point is, thank you, and your gratification will be almost immediate.

Watch the SKIS! (Otherwise you will slalom poorly)