Memberbeans: My Anti-Drug (Patreon)

Behold, the very first video from the very first sketch team (Those Aren't Muskets!) the two guys who made Small Beans put together! It's a parody of an anti-drug ad campaign that was on TV at the time, which dates it nicely, and is one of our few sketches to showcase the stellar comedy instincts of our own Abe Epperson and the above-average nipples of same. Where were YOU when you saw it? Demographically speaking, probably here, now.

It's choppy, it was shot on a DSLR, it's poorly lit, but hey, it's funny. And it hopefully lowers the bar on what kind of production value you expect from the first round of Small Beans videos post-Cracked (and their budgets). More on that to the left, if you're interested in our progress thus far, under GOALS. 

But in the meantime, let's just bask in the sense of community that's starting to form around all things beany, the intense gratitude we feel to have awesome members who will support us continuing to create, and, again, Abe's above-average nips. Weeeeeeeeee love you!