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And no, that's not a sneaky 127 Hours reference, although I am typing this while pinned under a boulder for sexual reasons.

Hi again, everyone! It's Michael!

Boy, I didn't expect to be saying this so soon--indeed, before our first bit of content has dropped--but THANKS TO YOU, we have REACHED OUR INITIAL GOAL of raising 1500 bucks a month!

All I can say is the hackneyed but true thing of saying that you'll have to trust how much that means to me, because I, a professional writer, know of no way to say it in a way that isn't hackneyed (but true).

Thank you. You make this fun, and you make this possible.

FYI: What this means is, we are immediately able to pursue video production, something we expected to have to wait a month or two to do. Again, THANK YOU. We will begin kicking around sketch, series, and other video ideas right away, as well as get in touch with many of you who generously offered to hook us up with good camera package deals.

We have a NEW GOAL! Don't feel the need to invest further, but, you know, don't like talk a friend OUT of investing further, because our next goal is to generate enough funds to be able to pay more than just our expenses. In short, to hire our friends, and some of your favorite people and mine.

Check out the goal for more info. I'd say "spread the word," but honestly, WAIT for us to release content, THEN spread the word, you crazy lovely generous nuts you.

Much love,

the small beans.

Comments

Samuel Ollesh

Ditto to what Allison said. Good Luck!

Anonymous

Dude, you were my favorite part of Cracked anyway. Well, you and DOB