There's No Hole Here (Patreon)

There are rumors going around that if you head to a certain building at a certain time of night, you might get to see 'The Clown.' You can see the ass from outside, but if you're really brave, you'll go inside to see it face-to-face. Just be warned. If it tells you to do something, you pretty much have to do it. Wouldn't want to make The Clown angry, now woulda?