“The mutation must survive…” (Patreon)

I got home from a 3-day work trip today and realized I forgot to move one of my plants to the window for light while I was gone 😱 I saw it in this sorry state and said, OUT LOUD, in my raspiest Singe voice, “The mutation must survive…” as I tenderly set it down by the door. Someone please tell me why I am the way I am…