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Which car would you rather be stuck in? (Patreon)

Published:
2021-01-02 15:00:02
Imported:
2022-09

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WHICH CAR WOULD YOU RATHER BE STUCK IN?! 

I feel like in one you'd be fighting for your life all the time and in the other you'd get real annoyed real fast lol!

(I'll take annoying over fighting for my life any day of the week! Maybe eventually the 'Hey Ho Whoa's would fade into the background? Like a ticking clock? Although I guess they're more sporadic...Hmm...)

Comments

Jordan

Gotta agree with you there mate, I do NOT do well with snakes AT ALL so flying ones are an absolute no go🤣🤣 Which is a shame because the rest of the snake car was beautiful and not annoying at all!! Yeah I’ll take being irritated but safe over a flying snake attack any day of the week😂

Anonymous

None of the above. I'd rather be stuck in the Reese's Nightmare car. I'd die of heart disease due to weighing a thousand pounds, but I'd die happy. Damn, now I need to go make me some...

Jordan
>>50634502

That is one delicious sounding car my friend😂

DarkAshtar
>>50634502

I'm all for a Reese's car, I'm not super big on sweets, I like them once in a while, but Reese's are definitely one of my favorites. They aren't super sweet, plus peanut butter.

Anonymous
>>50634502

This is a concoction of my own devisement. Quarter jar of Skippy, a touch of vanilla, a dollop of Crisco for smoothness, a bit of heavy cream, Hershey's Milk Chocolate Chips, and confectioner's sugar. I get the comment about sweet. I actually had to throw today's batch out because I accidentally used too much sugar. It would have sent my 5 year old self into a coma; a couple weeks shy of 53, it would have killed me if I'd eaten more than a little.

DarkAshtar

If the snakes were much smaller I'd maybe be willing as most snakes are not likely to go deliberately after larger things and will strike if they feel threatened but those were some big snakes and they can fly. I've had a few run ins with snakes and have learned give them a wide berth and they'll most often leave you alone. I mean you have some species like water moccasins which are known to be aggressive but most species are intimidated by our size. I mean if you wanna see an interesting snake check out the hognose snake, its 2 main defenses are trying to look like a cobra and playing dead. It's also most likely to give you a false strike where rather than bite you it just rams you with its nose.

Malcolm Ferguson

The Canyon of the Golden-Winged Snakes Car is nicer to look at... but the Hey Ho Woah Car seems less dangerous, so I'll take that one.

Anonymous

I wish there was a car that let you finish any dreams you had before you woke up, that would be nice XD

MrHHH

... huh?

Anonymous

Hate snakes. Rather get Hey Ho Whoaed than anything else.

AndyofCT

Snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes?