From the Archives: Nick & Ted (Patreon)

Going way, way, waaaaaaaaaaay back for this one. It was posted in 2017, but I think I actually wrote it around 2013? It was originally posted as a vignette, and it's just a fragment, but hopefully still interesting as a time capsule.

“I don’t know what came over me man, I just couldn’t help it.” Nick strode back into the room with his enlarged package swinging between his legs. I was letting him be more and more aware of what was going on and the confusion was evident on his face. “We were driving back and it just hit me. I…” he looked down, as if realizing for the first time that he was still naked. He turned abruptly and quickly pulled open his dresser but froze when he saw its contents. “Where are my…these aren’t…”

I walked over and looked in the drawer. “Looks normal to me,” I said as innocently as I could. I reached in and pulled out a pair of hot pink briefs. Nick looked at them in horror, but that didn’t stop him from taking them and sliding them up his powerful legs. His large cock was snaked to the side as the pouch filled to capacity with his heavy new orbs, and the back just barely came halfway up his new ass, leaving the top half of his firm globes exposed. I made sure that he knew these were most definitely not part of his usual wardrobe. I almost made sure there was nothing he could do about it. His face was a mask of confused terror as he pulled open the next drawer and saw the tiny shorts in place of the baggy ones he was used to.

“Jesus! I’ve gotta be dreaming…none of this is possible…” he whispered while his large hands fumbled in the drawer, desperately looking for anything that resembled what he was used to. I was making sure that he never even considered his closet full of jeans. He finally gave up and pulled out a pair of yellow running shorts. The pale, paper thin material was nearly translucent, especially when stretched tight across his significant legs. The shorts didn’t extend much further down his legs than the underwear, and the bright pink briefs were clearly visible underneath, as was the outline of his unwieldy new package. The sides of the shorts were slit clear up to the waistband, leaving his hairy thighs on display. The back came up just short of the waistband of his briefs, drawing a bright pink strip across his ass.

When he saw what had become of his shirts he sighed and grabbed one, not bothering to look at it. He pulled the former football jersey over his head, but the now-sleeveless shirt just barely covered his pecs and left his ripped abs and thick arms exposed. “This…is humiliating.” His whole body was a deep shade of red as he looked at himself in his closet mirror.

I put my hand on his lower back, letting it rest on the exposed shelf formed by his extending cheeks. “I don’t know you keep saying that,” I said, laughing as he winced at my touch. I let my hand linger and I could see that he hated it, but he wasn’t able to do anything to stop it. Before he could say anything else, the doorbell rang. “Oh, good, Ted’s here!” I left a horrified Nick standing in his bedroom and went to go answer the door. Usually I would dread a visit from any of Nick’s friends, but this time was going to be very different.

“What’s up homo?” Ted barged in and pushed me aside when I opened the door. He was always using his size to intimidate people, and he went out of his way to push me around a little more. “Yo, Nick, you gonna leave me alone with this freak?” Ted boomed, looking down at me. He was a few inches taller than Nick, which left him well above my height, and was an absolute bear of a man. He was almost as wide as he was tall, but where Nick was covered in sculpted muscle, Ted was thick and stocky. He had no neck on top of his broad shoulders, and his barrel-like torso was complete with a solid muscle-gut. His shirt strained around the large circumference of his arms, and his jeans were stretched tight against his trunk-like legs. His brown hair was always kept in a neat buzz cut, but his round cheeks and the rest of his ample flesh were covered in a thick carpet of hair.

“Yo man, sorry about that,” Nick said, finally entering the room. There was no hiding the terror in his eyes, yet I made sure that he acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

“Dude!” Ted immediately started laughing at Nick’s outfit. “What…what the fuck?” He was practically doubled over with laughter.

“What? What are you talking about?” Nick asked defensively.

“Did you lose a bet to the fag here?” Ted pointed at me, wiping a laughter induced tear from his eye.

Nick spread his arms wide and turned in a circle, giving Ted a full view. “I always dress like this.”

“No, seriously, is he putting you up to this?” I could see Ted’s eyes lingering on Nick’s straining shorts. I know the two had seen each other naked in the locker room before and I wondered if he noticed the changes I’d made to Nick’s now-larger equipment. “You want me to take care of him? No one makes my friends dress like a queer.”

“You’re one to talk, man,” Nick said defensively, pointing to Ted’s waist. “Those are pretty impressive.”

“What are you talking about?” Ted looked down but he didn’t understand what he was seeing. Where his shirt had ridden up during his bout of laughter, instead of the waistband of his boxers, he saw bright blue leopard print. “What the hell?” Without thinking, Ted undid his pants and opened them, coming face to face with a tiny blue leopard print bikini instead of his boxers.

“Ha! Nice undies Ted.” I laughed.

“Fuck you!” He bellowed, glaring at me. “How did…? These aren’t mine!” His hands hesitated at his opened waist, but I wasn’t letting him close his pants. I gave Nick a quick mental suggestion and he seized the opportunity.

“Let’s take a better look at ‘em.” Nick lunged forward and tugged Ted’s jeans down before the shocked man could stop him. There was a sizable bulge between Ted’s round thighs, and his ample, furry behind was squeezed in the tight fabric.

“Hey! Knock it off!” Ted was a deep shade of embarrassed red as he tried to tug his tshirt down to cover himself.

“Relax dude, living with this guy it’s nothing I haven’t seen before,” I said nonchalantly. There was a moment of hesitation, but Ted gave up on tugging his shirt down. He was still bright red and very confused as he shuffled his weight from foot to foot awkwardly. I was mentally ramping up the attraction between the two men and it was hilarious watching them try to subtly check each other out. “Besides, it’s not like I haven’t seen you two in your underwear before.”

“But I’ve never…” Ted was starting to look just as confused as Nick.

“I catch you guys boning on the couch all the time,” I interrupted, filling both of their heads. Ted’s horrified expression didn’t match the tent growing in his bikinis. He looked at Nick, then at me, then back at Nick. I was surprised he lasted as long as he did before lunging forward and wrapping his meaty arms around the other man.

Nick’s expression was pure shock as he struggled against Ted’s lips that were suddenly pressed against his own, but he soon gave in. I watched the two large bodies slam against each other while Ted kicked his wide legs free of the jeans at his ankles. It was like I wasn’t even in the room as the two jocks went at it. I sat back, watching Ted’s bulky frame shake while he fought with Nick’s sculpted figure.

“Fuh…fuck…Nick! What’re we doin’?” Ted finally moaned while Nick nibbled on his ear. Though he sounded confused, his hands didn’t hesitate to travel up and down the other man’s firm abs.

“I don’t know,” Nick gasped, his own hands slipping into the back of Ted’s underwear, “but I can’t stop.” He took handfuls of the other man’s ample behind and ground their solid poles together

“I don’t…I don’t want you to stop…” Ted pressed his ass back against Nick’s invading hands and peeled out of his shirt, suddenly feeling confined in his clothing. The furry giant looked ridiculous in nothing but his tiny, tented underwear, but Nick took care of that by literally ripping the garment off. His package was an impressive sight, with a girthy cock and weighty balls that fit his wide frame.

In the commotion Nick’s cock had started to escape it’s confines, and just the exposed tip poking above his small shorts put Ted’s equipment to shame. “Oh…oh shit…” Ted moaned as Nick wrapped a fist around his friend’s pulsing organ. The moan was one of pleasure and terror as Ted struggled with the idea that another man was stroking his cock, and that he loved it.

Nick kept pumping away with one hand while he buried the other in Ted’s forest of chest hair. He looked just as startled at having another man’s cock in his hand, though the bead of fluid that was gathering at the tip of his own rod made it clear that he didn’t mind. “Dude…I don’t care if he did make you a fag if it means you’ll do this,” Ted sighed. He had his beefy arms up behind his head while Nick stroked him off and rubbed his chest.

“I don’t know why you’re calling him a fag when you’re the one I always catch on the bottom,” I chimed in, reminding both of them that I was still in the room.

“Wha…?!” Ted jumped at the sound of my voice and I could already see his body starting to respond to my thoughts. He shifted his weight from foot to foot and began pushing his ass back against the empty air behind him. “What the fuck are you talking about?” The terror in his voice didn’t prevent his arms from staying up behind his head. “No dude is EVER going to…to…” he broke off as he realized he was letting Nick guide him out of the room. The fist on his cock stopped stroking and was now pulling him down the hallway. “There’s no way Nick would…I mean, come on man, you’re not really gonna…” Ted’s voice was trembling, both from fear and anticipation.

I followed after them and arrived just in time to see Nick bend Ted over the edge of the bed. “Nick! Come on man…think about what you’re dooOOOOHH!” Ted grunted as Nick pushed several fingers in his virgin hole. The hairy giant’s whole body shook as he squirmed against the invading digits. “Nick…man…please…” he panted, unsure if his pleas were for his friend to stop or keep going.

“Okay, okay, hold on,” Nick laughed, pulling his fingers free. Ted didn’t waste any time sitting on the edge of the bed and tugging Nick’s shorts down. Coming face to face with Nick’s monstrous new cock sent a chill through the hirsute man and he slowly backed away up onto the bed. I nearly burst out laughing at the look of disappointment on his face as he realized that he wasn’t backing away to escape, but to get himself in position. His eyes were filled with pure confusion as he laid back and hoisted his heavy legs onto Nick’s powerful shoulders. I made a last second alteration to the beefy man so that Nick’s huge cock wouldn’t rip him apart, but he still let loose a loud scream as the organ was forced inside.

“Oooohhhhhh! Fu…fuck! That…that hurrrrr…” Ted trailed off as the changes took and the pain quickly gave way to incredible pleasure. He clutched at the sheets as Nick slowly pumped in and out. Regardless of the pleasure, he was still mortified at what was happening and I watched as he tried, and failed, to avoid looking at Nick, who never took his eyes off the other man.

I, on the other hand, couldn’t take my eyes off my roommate. Nick’s already impressive ass was even more so in its altered state, flexing mightily as he pumped himself in and out. His powerful back and broad shoulders threatened to tear out of the tiny shirt that just barely covered his bulging chest while he supported Ted’s meaty legs. The enlarged, hefty balls slapped loudly against Ted’s hairy behind and the sight nearly made me cum on its own. I was already having a hard time deciding what to do to Ted and watching the two of them go at it was making it harder to focus.

Since he always lorded his size over others, I figured it would be appropriate to give him a reason. While he was in a blissful, terrified haze, I went about inflating individual parts of his body. I pushed his shoulders outwards a bit to accommodate the added mass to his chest as his hairy pecs inflated and rounded. His nipples tripled in size and stuck out with large, permanently hard nubs. Traveling down, I pushed his already prominent muscle gut outwards to a ridiculous degree until his profile looked like he had one of those balance balls from the gym strapped to his stomach. The expansion pushed his cock so that it was perpendicular to his body, at which point I caused it to widen until it looked like he had a coke can and two tennis balls sticking out from between his legs. I finished by adding some more mass to his arms, ass and thighs, and rounded out his face to match.

Ted was too caught up in the pounding he was receiving to notice, until he felt Nick’s hands on his newly expanded gut. “OOOHHH! Ohhhh shit…” he moaned ecstatically. I’d rewired him so that his prominent gut and jutting nipples were just as sensitive as his cock. His loud moan also drew his attention to the other change I’d made. “Wha…what the hell?” The formerly deep rumble had shot up several octaves until Ted sounded like he’d been sucking on helium. It would be hard for him to lord his size over anyone when he sounded like a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz.

He finally opened his eyes and couldn’t believe what he saw, and more importantly, what he didn’t see. Instead of the flat, stocky torso he was expecting he saw his inflated new shape. His pecs and gut had expanded outwards so far they obscured his cock, but he could tell from the sensation of Nick’s arms brushing against it that it wasn’t the same either. “Nick! Nick…what happened to…to meeEEE!” Ted squealed. He finally gave in under the combination of Nick’s hands on his gut and the steady pounding he was still receiving. He was horrified at what he saw and heard, but he’d never had an orgasm so intense. The view of his cock may have been blocked by his new stomach, but the geyser of cum that shot straight upwards was clearly visible.

“There goes old faithful,” Nick laughed as a seemingly endless stream of cum shot upwards.

“Wait…wait…” Ted panted, panicked. He tried to sit up, but his legs were still held firm on Nick’s shoulders.

“Hang on…just a bit…moooOOOH!” Nick let out a powerful groan and I watched his entire body tense as he pumped an equal amount of fluid into Ted’s eager behind. “There we go…” he finally sighed, pulling his softening hose free.

“What the fuck happened?!” Ted squeaked as his beefy legs were dropped onto the bed.

“What? Are you okay?” Nick looked down at his friend, concerned.

“No! I’m not okay! Look at me I’m…I’m…” Ted trailed off as I mentally calmed him down.

“You look fine to me,” Nick purred, helping Ted sit up. “Come on, let’s go get cleaned up.” The altered man began to realize the full extent of the changes to his body as he stood. He took a few lumbering steps before his new gait settled into something resembling a pregnant waddle.

Ted was surprised to find that his weight didn’t shift when he stood. His pecs, gut and cock all stood out at the same gravity defying angle. He gave his added girth a few tentative squeezes while he walked and was relieved to find that it was at least solid, not flabby as he’d feared. Still, he was nowhere near ready for the sight that waited for him in the bathroom mirror.

“Oh fuck…” he gasped, coming face to face with his new body. He immediately noticed the added roundness to his face, but he was more concerned with his chest. It looked like someone had cut a basketball in half and attached them to his torso, and Ted knew that no shirt on earth could conceal the expanded nipples and large, solid nubs that stood at attention. He also wondered if he could find a shirt to fit over his new stomach. He was slightly relieved to find that his sides hadn’t pushed out much, and that most of his new growth had been focused outwards, but he still paled at his disproportioned profile when he realized just how far out his gut extended. What was more, the added mass caused an arch to his spine that caused his ass, which he also noticed had puffed considerably, to stick out noticeably. Ted had tried to avoid looking at his cock, but with the help of the mirror he finally saw his altered member. It hadn’t grown any longer, but it was impossibly wide with a matching set of furry orbs. He’d become so thick that it was nearly inflexible and stood straight out from his body even when soft. Ted reached down and wrapped a hand around it, but he wasn’t able to close his fist completely. In the process, he could see that his expanded arms had lost some definition. He was still solid, but “round” was now the best description for him.

“See? You look fine.” Nick came up behind Ted and wrapped his arms around the other man, gently rubbing the large gut. The sensation sent a shiver through Ted and he watched his cock twitch in the mirror. Even though he’d just had an intense orgasm he was rock hard almost instantly, though the only visible difference was his cock expanding outwards by about half an inch.

“Dude…knock it off,” Ted cleared his throat over and over but his voice remained the same. He could feel Nick’s long, soft cock brushing against his back and despite himself he pushed back against it.

“Sorry, you know I can’t keep my hands off of you.” Nick reluctantly let go and grabbed a damp towel, sending more waves of pleasure through Ted as he wiped down the other man’s stomach.

“Ohhh…” Ted groaned and squirmed despite himself. His cock was already leaking again even though Nick’s hands hadn’t come anywhere near it. By the time Nick was done he felt like he was ready to blow again. He leaned against the counter to steady his shaky legs and found that his beefy chest made it hard to hold his arms out in front of himself. His head was swimming from the shock of the changes and the pleasure that was still rippling through him.

“Shit, we’re just in time, the game’s starting.” Nick gave Ted’s ass a quick swat and the large man felt his cheeks jiggle more than they should’ve. I watched the dazed, inflated Ted follow Nick back to the living room, still trying to adjust to his lumbering new gait. While Nick retreated to his bedroom Ted was left standing amidst his scattered clothing. With no small amount of difficulty due to his inflated new midsection, Ted bent and picked up the unfamiliar briefs I’d given him earlier. There was no way they’d fit his stocky new cock as they were so I increased the pouch size and decreased the back until there was nothing but a thin bright strip disappearing between his hairy cheeks. He couldn’t see it looking down over his protruding gut, but Ted saw his reflection in the TV and blushed at the straining pouch that stood straight out from his crotch, his balls spilling out the sides. I left his jeans the way they were and couldn’t suppress a laugh as I watched the beefy man squeeze himself into them. Between his new ass, gut and cock there was no way the pants were closing. They were eventually left hanging open with his bright bulge sticking out.

“Ohhh…shit…” Ted’s whole body shivered as struggled to bend and pick up the now-tight shirt. He fought it over his bulbous pecs but it came to an abrupt stop at the top of his new gut. He tugged and tugged, but the shirt always sprang back up, resting on top of his hairy stomach. His giant new nipples were clearly evident under the shirt and I watched the front of his bulge twitch and darken as each movement sent shudders through him. The smallest motion caused the shirt to rub against the poking nipples, which Ted was finding were just as sensitive as his gut.

“Alright dude, you want a beer?” Nick was back to acting like this was a perfectly normal Saturday afternoon. He was still wearing his little shirt, but he’d stuffed himself back into a pair of tiny neon briefs.

“Su…sure,” Ted squeaked, waddling over the couch. He lowered himself, wincing as he felt his gut settle into place.