Update: April 2023 (Patreon)

TL;DR

-SWEniversary was a huge success!!! Thank you!!!
-SAOA 17: DONE!!! And going through Copyright Jail! Woooo!!!!!!
-Smartphone One-Shot is a thing we made! It's on Patreon!
-MHAA 4 Recording: 35%
-MHAA 3 Bloopies: 25%
-SAOA 18 Scripting: 20%

L;R

SWEetings, everyone!

Get it! It's like "greetings", but with a sexy SWE twist. A SWist, if you will.

So, our 10-year anniversary month has come to an end. So SWorry SWE have to SWEnd the SWElebration, but HOLY SHIT! You guys are too much! SWoo much, if you will! A huge thank you to the nearly 2000 people who spent 12 FREAKIN' HOURS with us during our... sigh... SWEbathon... as it came to be known. It was really wholesome and nostalgic going through all our old episodes with y'all, and the reception for Smartphone and SAOA 17 was INCREDIBLE! And the DONATIONS!!! Y'ALL ARE WILDIN' AND WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT EMOTIONALLY!!!

Once again, to the 500 of y'all that left during Smartphone, if you can't handle us at our Smartphone, you don't deserve us at our Sword Art~

Seriously. It's been 10 years. Y'all should know we're trolls.

But it has been many a year since the accursed day we began work of that one-shot, so just to refresh, Smartphone was made as a thank you to the Patrons for getting us to a big milestone, so it's gonna be hanging out as a Patreon exclusive for at least a few months.

As for SAOA 17, that has already been uploaded to YouTube, hit for copyright, and is currently going through the usual song-and-dance to get it back up. Should be around a month, as per usual. But until then, it's available on Patreon at the $5+ tier, and we'll let you know when it makes parole!

We also wanna thank everybody who bought our new shirts over on sharkrobot.com, and who followed us on our new TikTok! We got over 11k followers now! It's crazy!

We feel so incredibly lucky to get to do what we do, and the fact that you guys still want to support us after all these years is so humbling. We couldn't be more grateful. SWateful, if you will. SWE SWope SWou SWave a SWonderSWul SWay.

Now, if you'll exSWuse us, SWE'll be SWoing to the SWospital SWow. Does SWanyone else SWEll burn SWoast?