You Are the Guyde (Patreon)

The Guy opts for a Secret 5th Option, which turns out to be ...

You consult a gamefaqs guide in the only way you know how, on your 1996 IBM PC 340 on top of a large hardwood table with a kitchen chair pulled up to it.

You're always finding reasons to pulled out that stinky ole 1996 IBM PC 340.

Absolutely shameless.

Oh hell yeah. HELL yeah.

[ Table of Contents ]

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Pg. 01 - Table of Contents
Pg. 02 - Intro
Pg. 03 - General Strategy
Pg. 04 - The Tech Tree
Pg. 05 - Walkthrough
--> Pg. 05 - Starting Valley
--> Pg. 06 - Pitch-Black Cavern
--> Pg. 07 - The Mountain
--> Pg. 09 - Shen's House Interlude
--> Pg. 09 - Return to Starting Valley
--> Pg. 10 - Non-Canonical [?] Eden Level

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[ Author's Note ]

This guide is note currently complete as I am stuck on Non-Canonical Eden Level.
If anyone knows how to get through this part, please send me a DM or post it in
the thread which I check daily. I got the axe but can't find what I'm supposed
to use it on.

[ The Stonejack's Axe ]

If you turn to the left on the intersection out of the house, you enter an area
called [ Deepwoods ] -- It's actually a pretty straightforward path through this
area and into the valley on the other side. Some people have written that there
is a chance for an enemy to spawn here ("tall bear, doesn't like sunlight"),
though I've yet to encounter this enemy personally.

Getting through [ Deepwoods ] will get you to [ Desolate Valley ], where you can
find [ Stonejack's Axe ] lodged into a tree made of stone near the entrance to
the mountains. Don't tech into Sweaty before pulling out this axe, as that makes
pulling it out of the stone tree an Impossible class skillcheck.

Well, now you know about the Stonejack's Axe, I guess!

To ascertain this, we will have to look deep, deep into the darkest recesses of The Guy's mind. I'm not sure you're ready for this.

Okay, he appears to want to dig a hole.

He is in the hole now. It's not very deep. His intentions are unclear.

He made himself a little hovel. He wants to live in a little hovel. It looks like it might even have a fireplace in it? This is what The Guy wants.

With this new wealth of knowledge, will you still go back to your friends? Or is there anything you wish to do beforehand?