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 I mean, you could do that.

You feel like it would kinda be cheating though.

NO!! FOILED BY YOURSELF!!!

You go give yourself a middle finger in the mirror.

You're starting to grow a mustache. That never looks good on you. You've never been a mustache guy. Beard? Sure. Sideburns? Great. It's the mustache where it all goes wrong.

Oh well, it's not like you go outside anyway. And nobody can see half your face when you do.

Hm... that update is due pretty soon.

Your meters are kinda in the red, according to your status square.

What now?