Early Release: MOTW 267 (Patreon)

So this is the penultimate episode of Supernatural, huh? Four episodes worth of plot and lore and activity crammed into one very awkward Fucklemon episode. 

The outtakes on this one are wild, btw. First up, someone sent us a MOTW version of Justin Beiber's "Peaches" which is absolutely insane. Follow Jaime on Instagram for more of their work! The lyrics are at the bottom of this text. 

Also, Chris spent 20 minutes by himself, waiting for me, while the Pocket Friends peppered him with questions. It's nuts. You're gonna be in the middle of it thinking "this has to end soon" and you'll only be halfway through. Huge apologies to Chris for putting him through all this. 

Get my hunks straight outta Kansas (oh yeah, shit)
Castiel lives in a fishbowl (Is he a fish)
How did Sam 44L's (got that drip)
I get my blizzy from the source(yeah that's it)
And I say ooo, is Rowena my girlfriend?
Always leaving me on read
I wanna call her but she always tells me no
And I say ooo, the way the camera pans,
is Dustiel cannon, I want it but the writers say no
I went to college up in  Smamford (it's not real)
Once you get stung you stay stung (what's the deal)
I thought the cage was metaphysical (like, not real)
Oh I guess we killed Charlie (catch those feels)
I think that I  am going darkside
I just wanna
Take this curse
Turn it into a blessing
Drinking more blood
Killing demons with my mind
Sammy's in a bind
Hunting monster killing saving people
Never staying always leaving
Remember how we had brother
Whatever happened to Adam
I got dust in all my pockets (hunter stuff)
Sam and Dean tag team (double brother bluff)
Kevin's ghost still haunts the bunker (oof that's rough)
Cas still isn't moving in there (are you sad enough)

(from the show writers perspective)

We just wrote an episode (episode)
Where we roasted all our fans (I can’t)
I can’t believe they like this show so much
Shipping culture’s pretty weird
Can’t believe there’s Wincest
Don’t you know they are brothers
I know we killed all the lady’s off
Sam and Dean until the end of time
I get my hunks straight outta Kansas (oh yeah, shit)  
Castiel lives in a fishbowl (Is he a fish )
How did Sam 44L's (got that drip)
I get my blizzy from the source(yeah that's it)
Where do baby’s even come from (mom won’t say)
Why does even Sammy nut blood (Go away)
What is dean’s secret kink (nipple play)
Remeber Sam fucked a werewolf (all the way)
When you walk away (You won’t hear me say)
Please Dean (where is Cas)
Simple and clean (is the way)
You make me feel (Monster of the week)