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The film tells the story of an alien from outer space who befriends two young children when he lands in a small town in Quebec. We review bad Christmas movie The Christmas Martian (1971)

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Summary: We first see the martian raising the suspicions of the locals by wandering around the snowy town, dressed in a long fur coat and what looks like a net ski mask, blowing bubbles and stealing sweets from the grocery store. As they trudge home from the store in their snow shoes, Frankie and Cathy try to makes sense of what they have just witnessed. Was this strange character an alien? Before too long, the siblings discover the visitors flying saucer. Although they're cautious at first, they climb aboard. The martian wins their trust by showering them (literally) with candy and he explains that his craft has broken down. The children offer to help him fix it in exchange for a trip around the world. By gaining the attention of the local, bumbling police chief, a posse of angry locals on snowmobiles are soon on the martians tail. After leading them on a comedic trail around the town, with help of the children, the visitor manages to fix his space ship just in time to get home for Christmas.

Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes

Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer

DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S11E06

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Bad Movie Review: The Christmas Martian

The film tells the story of an alien from outer space who befriends two young children when he lands in a small town in Quebec. We review bad Christmas movie The Christmas Martian (1971) Please consider supporting Dark Corners on Patreon for bonus videos, uncensored reviews, and ad-free early access: www.patreon.com/darkcorners Buy Robin's new book "The Immortal Dracula" (UK) https://amzn.to/2HsWZI5 (USA) https://amzn.to/2FQvbwE Buy Robin's other books (UK) https://amzn.to/2F7Blbf (USA) https://amzn.to/3kmGMD3 The Christmas Martian on Amazon: (UK) https://amzn.to/3avAuhR (USA) https://amzn.to/38nSEzG Facebook: http://on.fb.me/RvhRdc Twitter: https://twitter.com/DarkCorners3 @DarkCorners3 Summary: We first see the martian raising the suspicions of the locals by wandering around the snowy town, dressed in a long fur coat and what looks like a net ski mask, blowing bubbles and stealing sweets from the grocery store. As they trudge home from the store in their snow shoes, Frankie and Cathy try to makes sense of what they have just witnessed. Was this strange character an alien? Before too long, the siblings discover the visitors flying saucer. Although they're cautious at first, they climb aboard. The martian wins their trust by showering them (literally) with candy and he explains that his craft has broken down. The children offer to help him fix it in exchange for a trip around the world. By gaining the attention of the local, bumbling police chief, a posse of angry locals on snowmobiles are soon on the martians tail. After leading them on a comedic trail around the town, with help of the children, the visitor manages to fix his space ship just in time to get home for Christmas. A special thanks to our Dark Cultist Patreon supporters. THE SHADOWS: Brent Beebe, Pvt_Unicorn_Parts, Scott Nesmith, Lisa Kuta, John L., Normand Richardson, Richard Sadler, Thom MacIntyre, Chantelle Corey, Logistical Nightmare, Joe Niedbala, Trahan, Joseph Hines, Stephen Crane, Christopher Eckart, Anthony Strocks, John S. Savage, Dave Church, You Don't Get to Know, Ford, Jasmine Shafer, Allan Liska, goddessoftransitory, rachemus, Zachary Nolan, Chris Weakley, Heather and Michael Bailes, Colleen Crouch, Christie Bryden, Dan D Doty, Joseph Dougherty, Chris Hewson, David H. Adler, Hidden Trail Video THE ACOLYTES: Fritz Rutz, Joe Porter, Tony Breneman, Thomas Brown, Chris Fischer, D R Wellington, Ken Smiley, Richard D'Ambrosia, Matt P, John Hepp, Andy M, Milton Knight, Michael Schmidt, C, Michael Dean Jackson, Gemma Crowley, Andrew Weber, NuclearSaber, Picatea, Jim Rockford, Chris A, Mystic Cyclone, Prince Charming, Kyle Olson, Ch'aska Huayhuaca, Adam Everett, Johnathan Henning, James Robertson, Nils Muninsheim, David Pellot, Brian Kidd, Albertus Magnus, rachael kafrissen, Janne Wass, Robert Freeborn, David Conner, Peter Grantham, Amber Wesley, Tony Belmonte, Henry Brennan, Alex B, Mark Buckley, Uwe Marquardt, Russ Chandler, Simon Ash, Lavaughn Towell, Dave Smith, Tim Smith, Dark_Roast, Raven House Mystery, Terr Cain THE INITIATES: Roop 298, Daniel Robinson, james Steadman, Andre, Jeffrey Disharoon, G.Kumar Achar, Ashleigh Rose, Claire Chandler, Lorna Smart, Seth Coleman, Joshua Allen, Jeffrey A Pleimling, Barry P., Terry LeCroix, VC, Jim Smith, greg Galanos, Clifford Parson, Martin Vlachynsky, Karl Bunker, Brian Ullmark, Alexandra Virgiel, Stephen LaPlante, Greg Hartwick, María Gd, Melissa Hayes, Derek Summers, bob de builder, Michael Schwern, GadgetBlues, Jakub Łabeński, Double – U, Felix Weißig, Madam Eve Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S11E06 #BadMovieReview #DarkCornersReview #CultMovieReview

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Stephen Crane

Those parents would have left their children with both Cousin Kevin and Uncle Ernie.

Anonymous

"That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown."

Anonymous

It's Leatherface's alien cousin: Pantyhose-Mug!

Anonymous

Why does Pooh-Flower, whose parents obviously watched too many Disney cartoons, wear a net bag over his head? It makes him look like a Turkey Breast Roast!

Anonymous

A favourite Christmas film from my childhood... Easy - the 1964 stop motion film Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Hermey the elf who wants to be a dentist. The social drama of it all!

Anonymous

No one has ever called me particularly observant, but either the video on this post is reversed, or the video on the Alabama Oculus Advent poster is reversed. That's really spooky!!

Anonymous

For me, it's "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny". A tour de force of imagination, quality and the highest level of artistic accomplishment.

Anonymous

Winning children's trust with candy is one of those then-innocent tropes that comes across a leeetle "windowless van" nowadays. As for favorite films, they are of course the ones run since my childhood on TV--Year Without a Santa Claus, Rudolph, and Charlie Brown Christmas.

Anonymous

For me it's 'Santa Clause:The Movie' which is just the perfect 80s Christmas film. It gets watched every Christmas Eve right after 'A Charlie Brown Christmas' and is followed up with 'The Snowman' on Christmas afternoon. Which was always a favourite of my fathers.

darkcorners

Graham reversed this one so he could put the screen in the usual place. It does my head in to look at it, because my flat is backwards.

Anonymous

Christmas Vacation for my family. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

Anonymous

Charlie Brown Rules! But mustn't forget the Grinch, excellently voiced by the dear "Monthter" himself, Boris Karloff.