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"TWILIGHT: New Moon" FULL REACTION! // Franchise Wars (Patreon)

Published:
2021-05-29 00:19:56
Edited:
2021-06-01 10:02:18
Imported:
2021-11

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Hey hey Patrons!

It's a big ol 'long weekend here stateside so we're gonna offer up the most high-quality content we could think of...

THE TWILIGHT SAGA! 

Right?! Wait where's everyone going?! 

But no, really, we have a ball/horrible time with this 2nd entry into our fave SPAHKLY VAMPIAH SAWGA in what has now morphed into our new series... 


We're gonna also throw it to you guys in a Patreon Poll as to what franchise (GOOD OR TERRIBLE) yall want us to cover next!! 

If you just joined us and wanna rock our first Twilight Reaction you can find it in the link below or click the “Twilight” tab at the bottom of this post!

https://www.patreon.com/posts/47768155

We're asking all the big questions? Does Edwards hog also sparkle in the sunlight? Will Bella ever grow a spine and get some agency in this iteration of the story? And wait...... 

HOW OLD WAS TAYLOR LAUTNER WHEN THIS WAS FILMED!?!?!  😱


ALL OF THESE STATEMENTS ARE FOR SATIRE PURPOSES!! ;)

Follow the password-protected link to watch us SUFFER THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS!!

https://vimeo.com/554646482

Password: HESONLY17YEARSOLD!!

WE WILL LEAVE THIS UP TO ALL OF OUR PATRONS OVER THE MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!

THIS WILL MAKE FOR A GREAT HANGOVER WATCH, but it will be BACK UP AT THE VASAL $8 Tier and that is where you will find ALL of the THE REST OF OUR TWILIGHT AND FRANCHISE WAR COVERAGE! 

Have a super safe and fun weekend yall! 

xoxo, 

Tank and the Watchers in the Bar

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Comments

Avi Chetri

Funny thing, I've read Breaking Dawn and the Quileute tribe are not actually "werewolves" according to Meyer, cannonically speaking. Apparently there are real werewolves (the whole biting and full moon stuff), but the Quileute tribe are just shape-shifters. EDIT: Looking back now with your commentary added, it really seems so obvious that Bella was a default protangonist like Master Chief from Halo, so the readers could put their own personalities on her. She's codependent, dull and without any interest other than being a vampire. I think it would have been more interesting if she had a passion like most humans do and she didn't turn into a vampire to be with a vampire. It would have been more interesting.

Michelle

easily the worst twilight movie yeah. this one even the hardcore stans wont defend tbh. but like sean said i think eclipse is actually a huge improvement over this one. and breaking bad for all its silly stuff at least has a lot of memeable moments like CGI demon baby and the arno laugh. anyway, great reaction guys!

Anonymous

SEAN SEAN SEAN!!! i just started watching the first twilight movie you just posted on youtube. you used to work for the daily journal?!?! i grew up in bourbonnais! small fucking world dude!

SeanTankTop

Oh shit!!!! Amazing! Yeah did movie reviews for a few years and did reporting and all of their video work on the website!!

SeanTankTop
>>60813281

I think was the end goal, or atleast I hope Stefanie Myer was cognizant enough to write it that way.

rickie woodson

hmmm, im more of a tv man myself so outside of xmen and potter cant think of any franchise....oooh ooh put pitch perfect and g.i. joe on the poll pretty please!!!!!!! and if pitch perfect wins: YALL BETTER SANG!

rickie woodson

i just bought an 1800 bed and mattress set so yeah that vasal tier is going to have to wait til next month or july. ooh july: SNAKES BABY! oh yeah and in the heights in june but the play was so good i dont see how the movie can live up to....but yeah snake eyes looks bomb. X-CITED! any plans to watch cruella as group?

rickie woodson

explanation on why wait five years: edward wants bella to live a full life. go off to college and shit. five years gives her time to finish high school and college

rickie woodson

to be fair to the movie, as you said sean, this was the book. just her being mopey and putting herself in danger so for me i was like "thats the book" so no complaints for me. this isnt an action franchise despite it having supernaturals. its a romance story. books over movies and theater over movies so if a film is done like a book or live play? personally im fine with it

SeanTankTop
>>60856942

Oh totally! I think it’s just think people are primed for the drama conflama that is what Eclipses story ends up being and when you realize that’s not what ends up happening it can be frustrating! Like if you read the book going in, your not surprised, if you’ve seen it before, you know what to expect and you can just have fun with it.

SeanTankTop
>>60850443

I don't think we were planning it, but crazier things have happened. Also, I heard about a plot beat with her parents and I was cackling.