Home Artists Posts Import Register

Content

Hey hey Patrons! 

Sean and the Burly Boys Lex and Scott are back and in about as fun, cheesy and kinda badass 80's territory of the SLY STALLONE LED CRUSHER...

COBRA! 

Hailing from the cocaine-fueled brain of George Cosmatos (Yes, director of Tombstone and father of Panos Comatos) we are SO CLEARLY IN ROADHOUSE TERRITORY YALL WE CAN TASTE IN OUR CROIXS!! 

Does Marion Cobretti replace any moral authority from here on out, sparing neither God nor Man? If you don't cut your leftover pizza with office scissors, can you count yourself as a real man? And did Sly, who also wrote this film,  only partake in a Babe-based Economy and sire his only child he ever truly loved "Car-Son"?

Fuckin' find out yall cause this is one of our rowdiest MMM since Riccochet!  

Follow the password-protected link to hang! 

https://vimeo.com/552716103

Password: EdwardJamesALMOST

NEXT UP IS THE SEMINAL TARANTINO WRITTEN TONY SCOTT 90's ZENITH 

"TRUE ROMANCE" 

xoxo, 

Tank & The Watchers in the Bar

Files

Comments

Da Big Appa

No, keeping your solvents cold for cleaning your gun is not a thing lol

Anonymous

I’m convinced an alien on cocaine wrote this movie after spending one hot summer on earth in the 80’s

Anonymous

really, what the hell WAS up with that ketchup, Brigitte?