Boss Man (new track) (Patreon)

Here's an early version of my new collab track, sung by Fernando.

I'll probably tinker with it a bit more, maybe mix it better.  Also I'm wondering if I should change the plurals in the first part and make it about one single employee rather than multiple employees.  

If this one doesn't float your boat, here's the start of the next one, which is intended to be sung by Gooseman and is showing early signs of being about male lactation.  The responses to this one should be fun.

Lyrics:

Tuesday, I wake up tired, everyone who pisses me off gets fired!

They try to talk back but I glare at them, cross

I yell "GET OUT, YOU SCUM, I'M THE BOSS!"

They say "no longer, you're just a joke!"

I grab 'em by the neck and begin to choke

I look to see life drain from their eyes

But the glint of arousal takes me by surprise- Ben 

Hump day, my crotch on fire. 

No one safe from my strange dessires- Myst ZER0 

Thursday i wake up strong i put on my thong and i stroll along- Studsii 

It's tough running business to cover up debts,

Selling used bandages, and cheap meds.- CharlieFlagg 

I need that coffee to caress my lips

Sweet brown nectar that moves my hips

The pot is empty, my hope is shattered

To my sleepy brain this was all that mattered

I step outside, my eyes are bleary

The lack of caffeine makes my body weary

I slap my money on the coffeeshop counter

Perhaps the barista won’t survive this encounter

Extra large with a double shot

He hands it over still piping hot

I knock it back and I know I can thrive

1st degree burns make me feel alive

I stare the barista in the eye 

now he's slapping my ass and I'm stroking his thigh- bigtasty67 

Friday afternoon, it's almost over.

My musk's everywhere, I lost my composure. - Dennis Pellagrino 

Friday night, I lather in butter, hoping the scent will make hearts flutter. - Meta Nexus

"It's grounhog day, and my eyes get blurry

welling with tears, at the thought of Bill Murray. 

Could it be that I empathize- with a role of a man I idolize?" - sgt.Mango Garcia 

Sunday, I'm out on the boat, my unwashed shorts are chafing my scrote.- RO bear 

But all of this pales to last september, 

Something so horrid I scarce remember - bleesev2 

Then, in December, I jerked on my member, my hand sending me to sweet surrender - Justin Cruz