Chinese sweets (Patreon)

- Stoppa talking to me like I'm some-a stupid girr!

Sitting on the stairs of the old house, Mike shouted, although it sounded more like a squeak and really the scream of some angry little girl due to the fact that his voice now sounded very different from his usual male bass voice, which usually inspired fear in everyone

-Your accent is very cute, sweetie.

The body snatcher, who stole Mike's body a few minutes ago and was now unwinding his muscles, spoke from above. Although he said this calmly, Mike once again felt uneasy at the sound of his own voice, which now belonged to the one who stole his body

- Hey! Gib me back my baw-dee, and oth-uh-wise you'll le-gret it!

- Oh yes, I’m so glad that I finally got a male body. And your accent. I understand that you think that you speak normally, but it is really very difficult to understand. I remember how angry I was in this body that they didn’t understand me. Well... it was an interesting experiment. But I was once again convinced that I prefer to be in a male body. Besides, your body and your life are quite successful

- Why do you talk like leave me in dis baw-dee? I say yes, no know true! My mom and dad don't believe you! I tell dem every-ting!

- Because now this is your body, and this (the body snatcher pointed his fingers at himself) is mine! And you are a simple Chinese immigrant married to an old fart American who decided in his old age to get himself a foreign wife

- What? No, that's not tru, I won't live your lie, I'll tell evlyone, I'll tell the police, I not go to you stoopid husban'! I'm a man, not some stoopid Asian woman!

- I think now you should call him “my beloved husband” or “sweet pie” - he loves that. And don’t forget to clean every day - he gets angry when the house is dirty. And of course, don’t forget to cook your Chinese sweet and sour wings. Oh, and don't even think that you don't know how to do this, because now you have this knowledge - it's all part of the body swap spell. Well, I'll go, good luck to you Mei Na Smith, I'm late for a date with MY girlfriend, whom you deceived for some reason and decided today to spend the evening with an unfamiliar Asian woman - a lover of Chinese sweets.