Original prankster (Patreon)

With a smile looking at the screen of the phone and my creation in the face swap application, I pressed the "send" button and waited with a smile for a reaction to my originality. Hah. I was just bored and out of boredom I met you. Don't you understand yet? God, why is this chick so dumb. Will she believe me that I used to be a Russian girl who went to the USA and had a sex change operation.

But damn it, it came out convincingly. I found my passport and used the face swap app. And maybe we can get to know each other. Hah

What... what does she write there? He writes that I should go back to Russia and that Russian members of Russian bandits suck there ... what ... What the hell? Why is the screen dimming?

*Flash

After a bright flash from the phone screen, I lost my sight for a while. But, thank God, after a while I again began to understand what I see ... But ... what is it? Where I am? Why don't I recognize this place? I was just at my house texting a girl I just met on tinder.

It was a completely unfamiliar place and I was definitely here for the first time in my life. And these people? Who are they? Are they all drunk? The sharp smell of alcohol and tobacco suddenly hit my nose and I now clearly distinguished the male company that was sitting at the table and drinking alcohol. A girl was sitting on someone's lap, someone was talking on the phone, and the rest were talking loudly to each other.

I did not immediately notice that instead of my home trousers and T-shirt, I suddenly turned out to be a tight-fitting short women's dress. Something light weight was pulling on my earlobes, and my legs lay uncomfortably one on top of the other. I felt everything at once. It was sudden and with it I felt a strange new weight in my chest!

I squealed like some kind of girl when I saw the neckline and still doubted that I was looking at my own female breasts. Strands of long hair touched my neck not very nice, because it was MY hair! But I've been bald all my life. And what about my body?! Why is it all without hair and where do I get these boobs ?! What the heck!?