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Fun & Games 2
A Sword Art Online Fan Fic
By FC Punk

Kirito held the flaming sword up as he and Asuna went deeper in the dungeon.

“I hope we can finish the dungeon today,” Kirito said while his left bandaged hand throbbed from having to activate the fire spell each time they resumed the dungeon.

“So do I, the water is so cold.” Asuna shivered as they trekked through the water that flowed inside. They had continued following the creek inside the dungeon until the creek turned into a waterfall.

Asuna looked over the waterfall and how much more of the dungeon there was to see. She could still feel the current going against her yet here she was standing above a waterfall.

“This level design is beyond stupid. Mr. Salt is definitely going to need to design his dungeons better. We should put this down in-Kirito?”

Kirito had paused. The Black Swordsman did not move and didn’t speak. “Kirito are you okay? Asuna asked.

“I threw up on myself offline. I need to eat again now.”

Asuna couldn’t help the smile that grew on her face. “Of course, let's take a break. Disconnect!”

The game shut down and Asuna lifted her headset to see Kirito with his headset already off and looking at the mess he had made on himself. Chunks of undigested brownies coated his big boy boobs and was rolling down his stomach and getting into his belly button. His spew of vomit was also on Asuna who was seated next to him.

The malodorous blob of a boy was naked and so was Asuna. At their current girth it was just easier to be naked together and not be confined by uncomfortable clothes. Cuddled up together their fat rolls squished into each other, from their lardy hips all the way to their fat breasts.

They were now so big they couldn’t dare afford to be too far apart. If one of them was on the other side of the room just the walk alone to get there would leave them panting and sweating with a disconcerting pain their chests. It was just easier for them to be tied at the hip.

“Ugh…” Kirito groaned looking at the mess he had made, “Can’t believe I threw it up, those brownies were actually really good. This sucks.”

Asuna playfully picked a brownie chunk off her belly and popped it in her mouth, chewing she said “It still tastes good to me!”

Kirito frowned, “Asuna, come on…” He wasn’t nearly as keen to her dirty little habit but she giggled, “It’s not bad Kirito, here!” Asuna rubbed her finger in the chocolate vomit and pushed it into Kirito’s mouth. Kirito thought he was going to wretch (again) but found himself sucking on Asuna’s fat little finger, it wasn’t that bad after all.

“Hehe,” Asuna giggled, “See? Told you it wasn’t bad. Now then, let’s get you all cleaned up.”

Asuna leaned over and just the slightest movement of her blubber blob body made her start sweating buckets and increased the potency of her BO that she was expelled from her unwashed body, the fat pig hadn’t seen the inside of a shower in forever.  Asuma proceeded to start licking Kirito’s chocolate bile off his stomach, Kirito shuddered at the feeling of Asuna’s warm breath and her moist tongue licking him clean.

With one final lick Asuna leaned up and licked her own lips of any stray vomit left over. “Mmm that was delicious, but now I’m craving something salty.” Kirito looked down on himself and his big monsterous belly and said, “Yeah, I’m really hungry now too. That’s the worst part of throwing up, once everything leaves your stomach you’re hungry all over again.”

“Hnnnng!” Asuna grunted getting up, feeling the cruelty of gravity grip her and force her weight to crush down on her knees and then her feet, making her squeak slightly in discomfort. “A-ah! Ah!” Asuna took her time trying to catch her breath and was soaked in sweat with beads dripping from the tip of her belly, drip drip drop. After finally recovering Asuna smiled and said, “Now then! Let’s see what I can get for my Kirito.”

She hummed her way to the kitchen, with each wide step she took Asuna’s body wobbled, she had passed land whale status a long time ago, way before she even stopped being able to wipe her ass. Her path to the kitchen was joined by the garbage and rubbish that had been collecting up, the refuse had piled up to the point where it was up to Asuna’s cankles as she waddled through their garbage dump of an apartment.

Her aspirations in finding Kirito feed was proving to be difficult though, every cupboard opened to reveal crushing nothingness and the refrigerator was also displaying absolute emptiness.

“I think we’re out of food Kirito.”

“What? Hnng,” Kirito grunted lifting his fat ass up from the couch that stunk of BO, wet vomit, and flatulence. On his feet he felt his gut plunge down and smother his privates under his sack of belly fat. Moving to the kitchen he went through the same cupboards and saw the same empty space. “We really are out of food.”

“I can order some take out,” Asuna offered but Kirito shook her head, “No, we can’t live on take out alone, we’ve got to have some things already here. Take out is expensive anyways. We’ll have to go out.” Asuna pouted and whined, “Go out? But Kirito…” Kirito shook his head, “We have no choice. Come on, let’s get dressed.”

The two titanic tubsters were both so big they had to help each other get dressed. Asuna started on Kirito picking up a black sweatsuit that had been laying on the couch. Picking it up Asuna caught a whiff of Kirito’s musk that coated his sweatsuit and immediately let out a pavlovian moan.  Asuna shoved the sweatsuit into her face and her nostrils went into overdrive smelling the back of Kirito’s sweatpants. “Mmm!” Asuna moaned smelling up the aroma of Kirito’s ass.

“Uh, Asuna? You there?” Kirito chuckled, bringing Asuna back to reality, “I still need to get dressed.”

“R-right!” Asuna chirped, getting back to the business of dressing her Kirito. Asuna took a deep breath and then moaned as she got down on her knees. “Ahhhh-ohhh, fuck!” She swore as her knees creeked and ached, she bit her lip when she finally got on the floor. Kirito put one leg and then the other into the pants and Asuna began to pull up the pants.

Asuna giggled at the fact she was at eye level to the bottom of Kirito’s belly apron. “It’s funny that our bellies completely cover our privates and keeps us decent, we don’t even need underwear.” She gave Kirito’s belly a kiss, loving how soft his belly was.

“Yeah, but we can’t just go out naked.” Kirito said, petting Asuna’s greasy hair with loving affection and helped her up after Asuna was done putting his pants on. Kirito then raised his arms which caused his pit stink to waft to Asuna’s nose who once more moaned the pavlovian response to anything that reminded her of Kirito. She briefly put her nose to Kirito’s pit and sniffed, Kirito’s sweaty pit hair tickling her nose and making her giggle, “hehe, you sure do brew something nice in there.”

She resumed dressing Kirito, pulling the top over him. Kirito reach past the collection of buffalo wing bones and grabbed Asuna’s sweat suit, ready to dress her now. He moaned just like her getting to his knees, the bottom most part of his belly brushed against the sticky floor.

Asuna’s bottoms were red and were coated in stains, stains, and more stains. Ketchup, mustard, mayo, salsa, beans, yogurt, buffalo sauce, hot sauce, barbecue sauce, the list of stains that coated her red sweatpants were endless. Kirito pulled the pants up, smelling the sweaty funk underneith her belly. After he pulled the pants up he went for her top which was a grey hoodie. It was simple enough to put on and was also stained to hell and back.

After they helped each other put on socks and tied each others shoes the two were ready to go. Grabbing the keys and his wallet Kirito lead Asuna down the stairs of their apartment. When they reached the bottom the two were already huffing and puffing.

“Hufff, hufff” Kirito huffed, sitting down on the stairs she filled up the entire stairwell with his girth. Asuna fanned herself with her hand while leaning on a wall for support and wiped the sweat from her brow, saying “It’s the middle of summer, this is going to be rough.” After a good amount of time Kirito was ready to get up and Asuna started to help lift her boyfriend.

Asuna grasped hold of Kirito and attempted to pull him up. Kirito slowly rose up and groaned as his heavy belly and boy breasts pulled him forward. His ass lifted up in the air and then Kirito was startled to find his enormous ass got caught in the opening of the staircase. “Hnng! Asuna  I’m stuck!” Kirito cried out, in this bent over position his belly and breasts were doing a number on his back.

Asuna looked him  over and couldn’t help but laugh, “Hah! I was wondering when this was going to happen.”

Kirito though was less amused “Asuna help me!”

Asuna got to it. Looking over his back she couldn’t help but chuckle at how Kirito’s sweats had dropped down just the tiniest but to reveal his buttcrack. “What are you laughing at?” Kirito asked, looking up his face rubbed against her boobs and Asuna let out a moan “Mmmm, nothing!” She told him and began trying to wedge her enormous boyfriend from his trapped confines.

She reached to the side that was mashed against the banister. Her fingers inched between his fat and the banister, she pushed against Kirito’s pale white blubber which jiggled under her touch. She wiggled her hand and it caused a chain reaction that made Kirito’s blubbery body ripple.

Kirito’s back was killing kim and he groaned, “Asuna are you done yet?” Asuna’s boobs were starting to smother him too, Kirito was beyond uncomfortable.

“I’m trying Kirito but your butt is just so big!” Asuna told him and worked on the other side that was squished against the wall. Asuna worked and worked, trying to free Kirito but all she managed to do was sweat all over him, her perspiration fell on the small of his back like a leaky sink drip, drip, drop.

Sure enough though Kirito started to budge! Asuna’s sticky smelly sweat acted like lube, allowing Kirito to be pulled out. Kirito stumbled out and Asuna helped him into an upright position. After catching his breath and rubbing his back Kirito said, “Alright let's go.”

Like Asuna had said it was the middle of summer and when they stepped outside they immediately started sweating, great big pit stains started to form under their arms. “Oooh, this sucks!” Asuna whined but Kirito was determined, “I know, but we have to complete this quest.” Hearing that made Asuna snicker, Kirito could be such a dork even when they were offline.

The two morbidly obese teens shuffled and waddled to the convienece store that while only a block away was complete torture for them. The sun beamed down on them without mercy, not caring at all that their blubber was insulation and they felt like they were cooking. The pit stains grew darker and damper with their BO increasing with every step.

“H-ha!” Asuna puffed out for air while Kirito batted away a fly. Asuna found a fly was hovering around her as well and tried to bat it away too. “Oh wow, we’re actually attracting flies Kirito!” Kirito said nothing he was determined to get to the store, he was fighting against his obesity in this epic quest.

They were relieved when they got there, but everyone else that were in the store stopped and stared at the two smelly fatsos. Waddling through the aisles Asuna farted softly *Prrrt* and Kirito frowned “Asuna, not here.” Asuna chuckled nervously, “S-sorry, it was that spicy curry I had earlier.” The two had been so comfortable with their current lifestyle that they weren’t shy about burping or farting around each other, after vomiting on each other being embarrassed about bodily functions seemed quaint. Either way Asuna’s flatulence wafted around her already smelly aroma.

Passing by the freezer section Asuna opened a door and sighed in relief as the chilled air blew over her. Kirito joined her, also feeling relief from their torturous trek. However, a clerk came up to them holding his nose.

“You two need to leave,” He said firmly. Asuna pouted, “But we were going to buy food! We have money!” Kirito pulled out a debit card. Mr. Salt was funding their game test, on top of the final reward of a check with a lot of zeros he had sent a debit card and told them they could use it on any expenses from dedicating time to the game. They had been using it for delivery but as Kirito had said, it was expensive and there was a finite amount on the card.

“I don’t want your money. Please leave.”

Standing outside the store in the savage heat Asuna held her hands to her wide hips and yelled out “I’m never coming here again!” Kirito sighed, “We’ll have to go to the other store the next block over.”

Asuna pouted, “This stinks. I know letting ourselves go for the sake of the game has been fun, but I can’t believe we’re getting kicked out of the stores now. When we’re done testing this game we’re going to do a lot of cleaning up.” Kirito nodded and said, “First things first. We need to get groceries and then we have to finish the game.”

And so the two stinky slobs traveled on, going the other direction they once more had to endure the unforgiving cruelty and malice of the blazing hot sun. Sweat was now pouring off them, a trail of it was being produced by them as they slowly trudge like two fat slimy slugs.

Time seemed like it was moving slow, Kirito saying “I bet we’ll have lost a pound of water weight by the time we get back home.” Asuna puffed, “Phew! Gotta be more than one pound Kirito, I feel like I’m cooking!” Asuna lifted her hoodie over her stomach to let it breath and sweat dropped from her gut like melting icicles. Soon a second fly joined in hovering over them and Asuna was concerned, “We’ve really got to get back now, we’re attracting flies like dog-...well, y’know.”

“After we get our groceries,” Kirito said, he was insistent on getting this done. “Kirito how much is on that card anyways? Are we running low?” Asuna asked, wondering why the groceries were so important. Kirito stopped waddling and turned to face her, explaining “Not yet, but we’re getting close. I just want to make sure we’re well stocked when we can’t afford to order delivery. Do you understand?” “I do,” Asuna nodded her head, doing so made the sweat building up in her chins make a squelching sound.

Finally they made it to the second stop, panting and puffing. Kirito looked at Asuna and said, “Alright, we go in, we get our stuff and then we leave. Got it?” Asuna gave a determined look, “Got it!.”

A third fly joined them.

Going inside the two titanic teens waddled down the aisles, quickly picking up the things they needed. The bare essentials: Chips, soda, pocky, instant curry, instant ramen, poptarts, cookies, donuts, they grabbed armfuls of them. They hurried to the counter and while their round cheeks had been red from so much activity today, they were a deep shade of red now. They looked at the clerk with fire in their eyes, “We’re here to purchase these!”

The clerk didn’t even know how to take all this. Between his nose being savagely violated by their stench and just seeing the sheer size and corpulence of these two he was at a loss for words. Not knowing what to do, he accepted the card and the two were on their way carrying two bags each.

“We did it!” They both declared in victory as the flies hovered over them. Now was the next task: The return journey home.

If the journey to the store was a trying ordeal the journey back home wasn’t any better. In addition to the continued pummeling the dreadful savage sun was giving them they had to deal with the added weight of carrying the groceries. For even the average out of shape individual carrying two bags of junk food should be nothing, but for Kirito and Asuna their muscles had atrophied from dedicating all their time and energy to the game, for them carrying these bags were a heavy burden.

“Ooooh, they’re too heavy!” Asuna whined and Kirito grunted like he was in an intense battle in SAO, “Hnng! I know, but we have to do it, we will do it! What’s worse, I’m hungry on top of it.” “Oh God, me too! I feel like I could eat a horse!” Said the girl who most likely weighed as much as one.

Finally to their relief they made it to the apartment, only to realize the soul crushing realization: They would have to go up the stairs.

“Oh God, it never ends!” Asuna wailed and even Kirito’s resolve was starting to shake, looking at the stairs like it was a fearsome beast with a jackal's head that bore razor sharp fangs that dripped with poison. The dire dragon that would stop at nothing to crush him. He gripped the bags in his hand tighter and a fire built up inside him. “We’re almost there, we can’t quit now! We can just order delivery from now on for all I care. Let’s finish this.” He took the first step, taking great care not to get stuck and he groaned at the agony of the first few steps.

Inspired by Kirito’s determination and the prospect of never having to go outside again Asuna’s resolve became stronger, “I’m coming too Kirito!” She started her own way up the stairs, her fiery persistence however made her miss a step and fall slighting into Kirito’s spongy butt. With her face up against Kirito’s butt she moaned softly and rubbed against his cheeks, at least until Kirito kept moving to Asuna’s disappointment.

When they got to the first floor they took a breather before starting on the next trek. Through all their moaning and groaning and whining and complaining they finally made it to their apartment. Entering the pig sty the miasma of stench, the aroma of a horse stable, covered them with familiar comfort.

Landing on the couch the two of them puffed, feeling dizzy as could be. Asuna heaved herself and cuddled up to Kirito, relishing at how sticky the pig was, his sweatshirt was damp from all his sweating today. Putting her head to his chest she could hear the arrhythmia and she could feel chest contractions on a minute level. “Kirito, your chest,” she said softly to which Kirito replied, “I know. Today’s been a trying day.”

Asuna wiggled out of her hoodie, took Kirito’s hand, and place it on her chest. Kirito could also feel the contractions in her chest.

“Asuna…”
“I’ve been having pain there for a while, I didn’t want you to worry.”
“Yeah...same here.”

The two kissed each other lovingly, hugging their sticky sweaty bodies together.

“The reward for the game will be more than enough Asuna, don’t worry.”
“We’ll get thin again Kirito, with that many zeros? We can do it all. We’ll buy our health back. But until then…”

Asuna heaved up and went for her bags and Kirito went for his.

The pocky was the first to go, the two pigs chomped them down two and three at a time, Kirito finally just dumped the contents of the box into his mouth.

Asuna was chugging soda left and right, she had gone so long without drinking something she was dying of thirst. She hadn’t had actual water in forever and her body showed the consequences. Finishing one bottle Asuna would belch like a frat and toss the bottle behind her to join with the other rubbish.

Donuts were consumed by both of them, Kirito would shove them into his maw with his pudgy finger.

Asuna took breaks from her soda by chomping on poptarts, letting out a deep fart as she gorged *Pppprupt* to make room for more.

The two of them were eating with such haste that they worked up a sweat through their piggery.

When it came time for the instant curry they would take turns getting up and wading through the garbage to heat them up. After such a horrible day it felt like such a chore but it needed to be done and the two quickly had their piggy noses in their junk curry.

Kirito was getting his share of the soda too, it was as if the two were in competition to see who could drink the most. All in all, Kirito and Asuna ate and ate and ate until Asuna and Kirito reached into the bags only to find nothing else.

“No way, we ate everything?” Kirito said, amazed at their piggery. Asuna pouted, “All that effort, for nothing.”

When she said that they began to feel queasy and grasped two buckets that were nearby and threw up into them. Their habit of stuffing until puking had made them get buckets for themselves, which they would then empty in the filthy sink. Brown soda colored bile with chunks of pocky and donuts and curry, and all the junk food they ate swimming around in it. There were brief pauses where they stopped but they were quickly followed by more retching and puking filling the buckets up to capacity.

Tired and worn out by vomiting the contents of his stomach Kirito looked at his bucket with a sad disenchanted expression on his face “All that work.”

Asuna looked at her own bucket and tipped it into her mouth. “Asuna what are you doing!” Kirito was shocked and slightly disgusted at what he was seeing. Asuna stopped drinking and belched a smelly burp and said “We did work hard for all this, I’m not going to let it go to waste. Come on Kirito, you liked it when you sucked my finger, besides, the vomit tastes great!”

Kirito looked at the vomit and then at Asuna who had a stray bit of vomit on her hills of chins and sighed. She really was something else, no wonder he loved her.

“Well, bottoms up then.” Kirito preceded to pick up his bucket and put it to his mouth just like Asuna and the two drank and drank, chewing up the chunks and savoring the bile. When they finished they dropped their buckets and both belched, their mouths coated in puke. “UuurRP!” Kirito belched like a hog and said, “It honestly wasn’t that bad.” “Told you so! BrrruuuPP!” Asuna said with a smug satisfaction.

After they rested they decided to continue the game. They started where they left off, at the bizarre waterfall. Kirito, in his thin avatar, took his sword, once more cut his hand, and casted the spell that made it burst into flame.

“Alright, let’s do this. I think the first treasure chest is behind this waterfall. If we-Asuna, are you okay?”

Asuna, skinny and pretty, stood where she was with a slightly embarrassed expression, like she had been caught doing something especially dirty.

“I threw up up again.”

Kirito took a deep breath and let out a frustrated sigh.

“This stupid dungeon.”