Happy December Patrons! (Patreon)

Ho Ho Ho you dirty dogs.

Another month goes by and it's another month of my infinite appreciation. I wanted to personally thank Caitlin Hall, Robbie Santos, Matthew Preston, Alice Teeters, Adelina Ceretto, Levi, Steven Milkowski, HELLIS, and rose for joining the Patreon squad... family? Team? Associates? - either way, thank you all for deigning to drop by this month and share your support, I appreciate you.

A few of you are owed some written thank you letters, so I'll get those mailed post-haste. 

Now, for updates.

The 5 Minute Review schedule, for your delectation:

I received a few recommendations for 5 Minute Reviews through DMs this month, and I definitely have taken them into account so don't be discouraged that they aren't here! I do my 5 minute reviews like... 6 weeks in advance. So recommended ones should start to pop up over time.

YouTube Updates:

• We've almost reached the $350 goal for the 13 Reasons Why video! That'll be SOMETHING. I'm excited to tear that TV series to shreds.
• The Silence of the Lambs video script now has a first draft. Hopefully by the time this post goes live, the audio will at least be recorded and ready
• The 5 Minute Reviews compilation video is also making good time. I meant to record the skits in between reviews with a beer last week, but I stopped for a pre-drink with my friend and ended up too tipsy to do them. I was sick :( 
• Notes for The Observer Video exist, although have no proper form
• Notes for the Resident Evil 7 vs 8 video do not exist, but I just finished both games and I am READY to discuss them

You'd think taking a pause from Twitch would give me more time to write, but somehow I feel like I have less. That's a strange phenomenon if I ever heard one. I would like to make a thousand videos a week :'(