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BLACK WIDOW (Patreon)

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2023-09-25 14:01:00
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Hey Rangers, were back on the MCU movie train with *Black Widow* hope you guys enjoy our reaction!

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GQubed

This movie would actually be good with one minor change... Widow needs the super soldier serum, otherwise she is dead 4 or 5 times in this one at least.

Hood44

I would just watch no way home then go to Hawkeye.

baiovarii
>>118391455

If we are honest the MCU should have ended after the first 45-50 minutes of Ironman. Tony should have been dead twice before he returned home.

GQubed
>>118391455

At least Tony had surgery done on him. Widow fell off a building, bent in half when she hit a ledge and then landed on her feet... nah she's fine. Soon as that happened I just lost interest and Nat is an awesome character.

baiovarii
>>118391455

The surgery is ok but he should be dead in the hummer that was transfered into a sieve from bottom to the roof and also when he fell from the sky in his Mark 1. Just to be clear here the scene is stupid but I stopped to apply biology / physics from the real world in superhero,action or horror movies a long time ago.

GQubed
>>118391455

Even a hint of common sense goes a long way for me in these movies. Next thing they will have people getting stabbed by lightsabers and flourishing.

TC24
>>118391455

“Flourishing” got me crying😂…if only Qui Gon got that Filoni treatment

baiovarii
>>118391455

Qui Gon's death is the opposite of plot armor. He needed to die because we had to find a way to kill him and also have a emotional scene. Can't do this if he is beheaded or cut in half.

TC24
>>118391455

Palpatine killed Master Kolar with a stab to the gut in ROTS too tho, I honestly have no problem with the surviving it, it’s the moving around the next day like it was nothing that’s crazy to me

GQubed
>>118391455

Qui Gon's death was actual plot. Without this one incident, Anakin does not become Vader. Dooku lost his... cool, stormtroopers lost their... helmets to Yoda, A stab and pull is fine because the wound doesn't cauterize, it melts and leaves a hole, not a scar.