Kudo Detective Agency Chapter 4 (Patreon)

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Chapter 4 Valentine’s Day

Mouri wasn’t one for Valentine’s Day, after being married and divorced, plus his own issues, he saw the day as a joke. In his youth he was like many guys who nervously waited for a girl to offer him chocolate. Ran had plans for the day, and was currently making chocolate. “Oh who’s the lucky guy?” He asked, he had coffee and was looking over the paper.

“No one, Sonoko agreed for us to go to a party.” Sonoko Suzuki was more into Valentine’s day than Ran. She felt this day was a magical time of year where girls melted the hearts of guys with sweet chocolate made with love. She hadn’t even been invited to it, a large muscular guy had asked out Ran to this party, and because another hot guy was throwing it Sonoko agreed for Ran so they both could go.

Ran wasn’t really interested in either of them, and Sonoko fell in and out of love with guys so easily. Katsuhiko Minagawa was throwing this Valentines party, he was good looking, but gave off some angsty vibes. The other one Toshihide Wakamatsu, was large and muscular, built like a mountain. They had bumped into the two at a coffee shop and talked them up, while Sonoko loved the attention, Ran was clearly uncomfortable and the big guy was very loud and dense.

He had invited Ran to the Valentine’s day party, when they had just met.

Sonoko wasn’t much better wanting to go since it was at Minagawa’s house. He gave them an invite so it was a done deal. “Is he a bad guy?” Mouri could be over protective, but if Ran found a nice guy and wanted to settle down he’d support her.

“He’s not for me, I wanted to reject him, but Sonoko was well Sonoko…” She sighed. “I don’t trust going to some guys home alone with her so I invited Shinichi.”

Mouri choked on his coffee. “He’s going!”

“Yep, he’s bringing Kyogoku. It’ll be nice having both of them at this party.” Mouri ripped his paper in frustration. “Something wrong dad?”

“No...nothing!” It wasn’t like he was expecting Shinichi to spend time with him on Valentine’s Day or anything.

He couldn’t get a good night’s sleep at all, kept thinking and dreaming about Shinichi and Kyogoku being all lovey dovey together at the party. It drove him crazy, both in jealousy and lust. ‘That’s it I’m gonna make sure nothing’s going on.’

-x-

The Minagawa household consisted of Katsuhiko the eldest son, his mother Sayuri, his father Chiaki, and his little brother Susumu.

At the party was three guys, and two girls from their school. Katsuhiko and Wakamatsu of course, along with another man Naomichi Tanaka, the girls were Yoshimi Watanabe and Kaori Sekiya. Shinichi was barely there for 5 minutes before he deduced that both girls had a thing for Katsuhiko, and after meeting the guy for 5 minutes he didn’t get why.

He was hot sure, but the guy was carrying some serious baggage. Even Sonoko was after the guy, but that wasn’t saying much, she’d fall for a killer if he was hot enough.

The party was...fine…

Katsuhiko was drinking beer from a can, while everyone was having either tea or water. Tanaka didn’t say much, but Shinichi noticed he kept stealing glances at Kaori, and whenever Katsuhiko was rude to her he got mad. ‘A love triangle?’

Minagawa being rude wasn’t new, he was rude to his brother, mother, Tanaka, Kaori, and Yoshimi. The only reason why he probably wasn’t rude to Wakamatsu was because the guy could bench press him easily and could kick his ass six ways from Sunday. He put on the charm towards Sonoko, but kept stealing glances at Yoshimi.

‘So he’s trying to make her jealous?’ He sipped his water. Kaori tried to warn Sonoko about Minagawa but she was in her own little world. Shinichi heard her whisper to Ran.

‘It’s a pain to be so beautiful I can’t help but make other women jealous.’ Shinichi sweat dropped.

To be fair, figuring out their web of a love life was better than trying to watch Wakamatsu try to flirt with Ran. Every time he opened his big mouth he inserted his foot.

“So what do you like doing?” He asked.

“Karate and Martial Arts.” She answered.

“Hahaha, no really what are you into?” He laughed and asked again.

“She’s serious she’s really good at Karate.” Kyogoku pointed out. Again the muscle head laughed.

“Yeah right, as if sweet Ran would do such a savage thing.” Just Wow. Just went to show he only pursued Ran for her looks.

Ran chuckled out of pity. “It’s not savage, karate is a noble sport that teaches strength, discipline, and control!” Kyogoku snapped.

“Why don’t you mind your own business!?” Shinichi put a hand on his and gave it a squeeze. No doubt the muscle head didn’t know who he was mouthing off to, if he wasn’t careful the martial artists was gonna show him being the biggest in the room didn’t mean he was the strongest. “What do you two do?”

“I run my own detective agency.” Kudo said proudly, a crash was heard in the kitchen as the mother had dropped a coffee cup.

“I’m his bodyguard.” The martial artist said proudly.

As for Ran, she had a feeling this guy wasn’t for her and her instincts were right. Sonoko wasn’t fairing much better, having over heard a convo between her crush and Kaori, she sat down and ate her chocolate. ‘Yep she had no shot.’ Speaking of no shots Wakamatsu was trying to hit on Ran again, the dude was really trying too hard, and kept pestering her for some chocolate. ‘If he’s not careful Ran’s gonna knock him to the moon.’ Shinichi finished his water.

“I’ll get you a refill.” Shinichi smiled and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

“Thanks.” He blushed and left the room. Kudo’s focus shifted as the mom chewed out her youngest son over having some chocolate.

Mouri was spying on the party. He was seething a bit but what he was about to see was gonna have him seeing red. Toshihide tried to make a move on Ran, but didn’t notice she was consoling Sonoko. So he pulled Shinichi into a kiss instead.

The guy had no tact, licking at Kudo’s lips that didn’t open. When the muscle head realized he was kissing Shinichi he flipped out. “What do you think you are doing?” He snapped.

“That’s my line!” Shinichi hissed. Ran looked at him.

“I’m not like that I swear!” Kyogoku showed up blazing with an intimidating aura.

“Take your hands off of Shinichi now!” He glared. Wakamatsu backed down, the fight or flight instinct saving his life. He released Shinichi and things took a turn for the sour as Katsuhiko now drunk started getting into it with everyone again.

After insulting Tanaka and wanting him to do a dance for their entertainment, Wakatsu convinced him to do an arm wrestling contest, Katsuhiko lost, so he called out the meat head for being dumb and not realizing Ran wasn’t interested in him. ‘Even if it’s true he shouldn’t be the one to say it.’

Kyogoku put an end to it, stopping the two from fighting rather easily. “Get off me!” He snapped. “I need a smoke!”

The mother came out, offering everyone coffee. Susumu drank some of Ran’s and his mother weirdly gave him some cake.

Minagawa wanted some air and went outside followed by Yoshimi. Sadly the events of this day went from sour to rotten as the guy suddenly collapsed and was dead. Mouri revealed himself and called the police. “Dad what are you doing here?”

‘Was he spying on us?’ Shinichi thought, ace detective hit the nail on the head.

Megure arrived on the scene, and the evidence gathering began. Tests of the chocolate pointed fingers at Yoshimi. Mori had been spying so he was able to give some insights on the case. Tanaka confessed claiming he wanted the jerk dead not only for bullying him but hurting Kaori, however he didn’t do it. He was still arrested for attempted murder.

“One truth prevails!” It wasn’t what he ate but what he didn’t eat. The mother had been washing the cups as soon as the police arrived, plus despite chastising her son earlier about sweets gave him cake. Katsuhiko hated sweets, so he didn’t touch the cake. The mother trained to frame Yoshimi by switching the chocolates. As for the proof she was so focused on cleaning the cups she forgot about the chocolate on her, it melted causing a stain. A test of the cups and drain would confirm her sin.

Minagawa wasn’t her biological son, his parents died years ago, which explained the chip on his shoulder. He was adopted, but there was something he had that she needed. His life insurance policy.

Two arrests were made, and lives were ruined. Minagawa was a jerk but he didn’t deserve that.

-x-

After everything was settled. Wakamatsu came back. He was quite persistent. Ran had enough and rejected him honestly. “It’s fine...I understand…” He started crying.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you cry.” He wiped his eyes.

“I’m not crying, this is what I get for going after a girl younger than me, I need a real woman not some martial arts chick!” Kudo had enough of this guy, he’s been listening to him and observing him all day. That surprise kiss confirmed his suspicions. In all the hoopla Wakamatsu tried to hide his erection after kissing Shinichi.

He hauled the muscle head down and kissed him with passion. Toshihide was thrown for a loop, as Shinichi dominated the kiss. When the kiss broke Wakamatsu dropped to his knees, having cum in his pants. “Happy Valentine’s Day!” He patted the guys cheek. “A sensitive guy like you should find another guy to share chocolates with.”

Kudo deduced the dude had a thing for guys, which made him panic so he tried to find a “proper” girlfriend. It explained his own interests, his ideal woman, and why he was trying too hard. Plus add the boner he popped after their initial one sided kiss, and cumming from this one, the dude needed to find a boyfriend. “Will you go out with me?” Kyogoku glared at him. “Never mind!”

He wouldn’t be bothering Ran any time soon. Shinichi...maybe…

-x-

Mori gave his statement, over all today was a spoiled Valentine’s Day. “Hey old man, Happy Valentine’s Day.” Kudo said.

“I’m not into this holiday. It sucks!” He couldn’t look at Shinichi.

“Oh yeah, and here I got you some chocolate.” Kudo shook a box of chocolate balls.

“You got chocolate...for me?” Mori blushed.

“You and Kyogoku, you both are important to me.” He opened the box. “If you don’t want it then…” He popped the chocolate ball into his mouth.

“Wait I didn’t mean…” Kudo kissed Mori, and slipped him the treat with his tongue. The older male’s legs buckled and his cock got the bite from the cage. “Mmm~!”

“I’ve never been big into Valentine’s Day much myself, but White Day, I enjoy that one quite a bit. I think this year you’re going to enjoy it to!” He whispered something into Mori’s ear. “See ya at the office!” Mori got the box of balls.

Mori didn’t have to be jealous, Kudo was smart enough to know what he wanted and how he felt. He wanted both of them, in different ways, but they both shared a special place in his heart. White Day was gonna be wild.

He popped a chocolate in his mouth and groaned as his penis tried to harden, he was reminded that Shinichi owned his ass. ‘Cheeky brat...Happy Valentine’s Day.’

To be continued