Saiyan Kai Chapter 10 (Patreon)

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Chapter 9 

Chapter 10 Island Attacked, the Power of Captain Pink

Red Ribbon tapped into their information network and learned that one of the dragon balls was with Roshi the Turtle Hermit. They got his location easily enough and confirmed he had the ball. Some drones had passed by over head and caught pictures of Roshi wearing the dragon ball like a necklace. With General Silver, Blue, and White busy with their own missions, Commander Red sent another operative. “Send in Captain Pink!”

Staff Officer Black groaned. While it was him who hired Pink and brought him into the fold, he was aware of some things. Before Pink came to the organization he was a slothful person, abusing his powers to try and build a harem so he’d have someone to clean his house. He thought kidnapping girls was a better method than paying for maids, but said girls became increasingly vain and while they could have escaped from him at any time instead chose to live in his house and mooch off his wealth. In the end all his vast riches were drained away and he soon lost his home. He ended up enlisting with the Red Ribbon Army because he needed a place to stay.

Despite the short time in the organization Pink used his strange abilities to rise through the ranks and become a captain. There was quite a few complaints about him from both the male and female staff. “Are you sure we shouldn’t send someone else?”

“Are you saying that Captain Pink can’t handle one old man?” Commander Red was a short tempered man, despite being the commander of a powerful army, the man was incredibly vain. He detested tall people, and was annoyed with anyone taller than him. So he was quite fond of Captain Pink.

“No sir, not at all!” Pink was put in charge of his own taske force and amassed a group of thugs some with strange powers like himself. His group were equally annoying.

“Good, have them attack this island and bring back the dragon ball!” So it was done. Captain Pink and his task force were gathered and sent off on this mission.

“Where to boss?” Questioned a Rabbit looking person.

“It seems we got some big time orders from Commander Red, he wants us to retrieve a dragon ball.” Rumors about the mystical orbs had circulated through the army. “If we can get it it’ll mean a big promotion I’m sure.” Captain Pink chuckled.

“That’s awesome boss!” A promotion for Pink meant more favors for them. This being was known as Monster Carrot, he ran his own gang for a time but was scouted by Pink. He also had mysterious powers that were able to grow thanks to the resources the army provided. Pink was immune to said abilities so they had a little chat, and Pink was able to convince him to join Red Ribbon.

His gang was absorbed into the army receiving more advanced weapons and training before being turned over to their other mystical member.

“We are heading to a remote island, to see a man named Roshi who’s in possession of a dragon ball.” A female voice said. “Perfect, if this is Master Roshi of the Turtle School, this will be a great test of my powers.” The woman smirked.

This woman was named Yurin. She was once a martial artist of the Crane School, a rival school to that of the Turtle School led by Master Roshi. While she was a decent fighter she was kicked out for using/practicing dark magic. She ended up being recruited into the Red Ribbon Army by Pink. As for the soldiers in their group they were experimented on by Yurin.

Half their men were corpses, fallen soldiers that Yurin was able to animate with talismans. Said talismans were sewn into their flesh making them troublesome opponents. Yurin even worked with one of Red Ribbon’s expert scientists to modify their bodies with weapons. The other half were magically roided men, they had talismans on the back of their necks, supernaturally enhancing their bodies. They had no fear and also didn’t question orders, despite being alive they were just as much puppets as the corpse dolls.

Their air ship flew across the sea to Roshi’s Island, unaware of the two saiyans relaxing there.

-x-

Kakarot and Cumber were waiting for Bulma. After freshening up with a nice shower the two sun bathed naked. They made use off the toys called butt plugs to keep all the cum inside them. Roshi enjoyed their boldness. Thanks to their fun with the toys the two agreed to let Roshi teach them. While in practice they had god level training, but with the ways of mortals there was still much to learn. Combat wasn’t exactly Shin’s specialty it was more something he adapted after the fall of the other Kais. There was certainly more they could learn, plus there was stuff they could teach Roshi as well.

The saiyan kai recognized both Roshi’s strength and his abilities. Martial arts and technique training could certainly improve the mortal level in their part of the universe. “Well I’m a bit old, may be too old.” Roshi mentions stroking his beard.

Cumber simply rolls his eyes. While older, Cumber could sense his body was modified somehow, his life span was greater than an average human. His words did give Kakarot pause, as the gears in his head began to turn.

Turtle arrives and brings them a warning. “Someone’s approaching the island!”

“Is it Bulma?” Kakarot asked. Turtle shook his head no.

The Red Ribbon Army ship arrived on Roshi’s island, and the old martial artist recognized their symbol. He knew the army had grown powerful over the years, in terms of sheer might they had the means of raging war with the entire world. ‘What could they want here?’

Sensing trouble, Kakarot and Cumber materialized some white baggy pants and stood up to fight. The ship landed and out came the charmed soldiers, each of them pointing guns at Roshi, Kakarot, and Cumber. “These men...they are like rabid beasts!” He could tell by the look in their eyes.

Yurin and Monster Carrot left the ship followed by Captain Pink. He was in quite the intimidating form. ‘Time to put on my best face!’ He stepped out looking like a form of oni and orc hybrid. Rocking a leather biker outfit, that looked more like S and M cosplay. On the leather vest was the Red Ribbon crest.

Captain Pink was large, having horns on his head and curly black hair. He had red skin, a pig nose, a player mustache, pointy ears, and a large muscular body. He was smoking a cigar as he came out. “There’s more people here.”

“Indeed!” Monster Carrot said with a snicker.

“You Red Ribbon goons get off my island!” Roshi snapped.

“Who are these guys?” Kakarot asked. Roshi explained the history of the Red Ribbon.

“Ten years ago they were a fierce army, so fierce no one dared challenge them. Unchallenged they began to raise their military might in secret, not only building weapons, but performing evil experiments, and I’ve heard that they even started employing mystics into their ranks.” Now it would take a mighty force to clash with them. “They got their hooks in the Underworld, pulling strings of all sorts of gangs and criminal groups.”

“We on our way to ruling the whole world soon.” Captain Pink said. “I’m Captain Pink, these are my associates Monster Carrot and Yurin. If you don’t want to be destroyed surrender the dragon ball!”

“The dragon balls?!” Roshi gasped. Indeed the wish could make world conquest easy. “What’s that never heard of them?”

No one believed that especially with it dangling around his neck. “Trying to play games, we’ll make you suffer.” Monster Carrot said.

“Just try it and we’ll end you!” Cumber growled.

“Oh tough guy huh? I’ll demonstrate my powers!” He spotted Turtle. “I always despised turtles!” Turtle tried to run only for Master Carrot to touch him and poof.

“Ahh!” Roshi gasped as Turtle was changed into a carrot.

“Now none of you move, or your little friend is rabbit food!” He dangled the carrot in front of them.

Kakarot wasted no time, he conjured a heavy weight above Monster’s head and dropped it on him. His grip loosened and Kakarot was able to take the carrot. “How did you do that?!” He clutched his aching head. “No matter, only I can change him back.”

Not true, as the kai used divine ki and poof. Turtle was back to normal. “Thank you!”

“Gah what are you? How dare you break my magic spell?!” Monster Carrot reached into his robes and pulled out a carrot. “I’ll teach you with my new powers!” The carrot glowed. “Carrot Bomb!”

He threw it at the saiyan who simply knocked it back causing it to go off and blow up Monster Carrot. He collapsed, smoke rising from his body. “Quick shoot them, shoot them dead!” Pink commanded.

The men pulled the trigger and bullets rang out. Kakarot simply released a field of ki, slowing the bullets down as they entered. “What the heck?!” Pink shouted. Once they ran out of bullets, the saiyan dropped the ki field causing the bullets to fall.

“Lets put these guys down.” Roshi and Kakarot were swift striking the men and they crumbled.

“That’s not enough!” Yurin snapped her fingers and they rose back up to fight. Roshi recognized the magic being used.

So you use Dark magic, controlling those men like puppets.”

“They wanted to get stronger so I gave them what they asked. Now go, kill them!” The men charged blindly.

For Kakarot this was easy, with great speed he struck them, sending ki through his fists to burn and destroy the talismans. This time they did drop, and from the strain the talismans put them under passed out. Yurin cursed and blew a whistle.

Out came her undead puppets. “Go forth and kill them.”

“Kakarot!” Cumber spoke up.

“Yeah...these men are all dead.” Necromancy, a darker form of magic, capable of reanimating and controlling a corpse.

“Leave them to me!” Cumber flared his power, his shadow began to ripple out and surge beneath him. “Shadow Claw!” Two claws shot out and ran through two of the dead puppets.

He blew holes in them, and the others attacked. Some sprouted metal claws from their hands, others had their whole hands morph into guns and opened fire. Cumber faced them without issue, his shadow technique was tearing these dolls a part.

“You think that’s enough to stop them?” Yurin chuckled. The dead dolls continued to move and attack, but it was just annoying Cumber. Even the ones he blew holes in were still moving. “My undead army will keep hunting you till you are dead. I don’t care about you two, I just want to kill Roshi and bring his head to the crane school, before I murder them as well.”

“This girl is of the crane school?!” Roshi gasped.

“You lack many things, these dolls are not strength!” Cumber unleashed a mighty roar blasting away the dolls and turning them to ash. No coming back from that.

“Damn what the hell are these guys. That was stronger than that Dodon Ray!” Yurin gasped.

‘This is bad, looks like I’ll have to use that.’ Captain Pink transformed into an exact copy of Kakarot. He tried to get in close and stab Cumber with a knife, only to be smacked away by Cumber’s tail.

“Did you think I wouldn’t be able to notice the difference. Kakarot is my mate!” He cracked his knuckles. “Do you think you can handle it?”

He beat up the fake Kakarot with Shadow Knuckle. He transformed back into his monster form. “Damn you…”

“This is bad, we need to retreat!” Yurin gasped.

“I know!” Captain Pink stood up. “You lot are pretty strong but nothing distracts men like hormones!” This was his ace in the hole. “Pheromone Breath!” He changed the air in his lungs into a strange mix, when he exhaled the air was pink.

Cumber and Kakarot got hit while Roshi was able to get away from it, using his ki to cause a breeze to blow it away. The Red Ribbon used this chance to escape. “We’ll be back!”

It was more than a smoke screen as the two saiyans fell into a horny daze, and instead of pursuing began making out with each other. “Quite the crafty trick.”

-x-

Captain Pink reverted back to his true form, a small pig anthro. “To think I had to use my trump card on them. It’s a good thing I stole that scroll all those years ago.” This pig man was named Oolong, but people knew him now as Captain Pink.

That ace in the hole had made him a threat in the army. With his Transformation and his breath attack, not many could stand up to him. Truth was he’s just a pervert, and he best his opponents by their libido.

To be continued...Divine Gift

Kakarot gives Roshi a gift, using his divine powers he’s able to return the man to the prime of his youth. Bulma returns for a crazy surprise.