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Chapter 3 Going Merry

“How you doing?” Luffy checked on Zoro.

“I’ll be fine, I’ve had worse.” Zoro rubbed the area where he had been stabbed. “Just let my guard down is all. You were pretty scary out there Captain.” Zoro smirked at him.

“I don’t like cheats like that.” He understood deception was a weapon in the arsenal of combat, but Luffy had his own aesthetic. “Plus he hurt my swordsman, he got off lucky.”

“So I’m yours?” Zoro shot Luffy a look with a cocked brow.

Luffy smiled. “Yes, and I’m yours.” Luffy kissed him, the kiss growing warmer and tender. Zoro understood, what Luffy was saying. The two weirdly vibed with each other well.

The kiss broke with a groan as Zoro’s wound throbbed. “Gah!”

Luffy pulled back. “You should rest.”

“Aww come on Captain, I’m not made of glass.” Luffy poked his wound. “Gah!”

“Yes, but we can get pretty wild, your wound will open up, you need time to heal.” Luffy wasn’t blind, he could see Zoro’s hard on bulging his pants. “Take this as a lesson, be more careful.”

Zoro frowned. “Aye Captain…” He was about to sulk when Luffy grabbed his hard on through his pants. “Luffy!”

“Shihihi, but I will always take care of my crew.” Zoro blushed. His shoes and pants were removed, along with Zoro’s fundoshi. Luffy began to suck on Zoro’s impressive cock, while playing with his heavy balls.

“Luffy!” Zoro tossed his head back and moaned, his body trembling.

“Try not to move too much, or I’ll stop!” Zoro’s eyes widened. Luffy was serious. He gulped and nodded, so Luffy went back to work. He played with Roronoa’s bountiful balls, massaging them and polishing them like the precious family jewels they were. His mouth was heavenly, sliding back and forth over his shaft, his tongue lashing at the head, while caressing the underside.

“Luffy!” His toes flexed. His body wanted to buck and thrash, and ride the waves of pleasure. Trying to hold back was...intense. “Ohh fuck!” His eyes fluttered as Luffy hummed around his cock.

Monkey was doing a fantastic job, pleasuring his swordsman. His wild instincts being harnessed through his experience with the swordsman. He slurped and sucked, hollowing his cheeks like he was trying to suck out Zoro’s soul through his dick. Zoro would swear for years to come Luffy was part incubus with how good his blowjobs were...well how good his mouth is really…

The swordsman managed to hold out and keep still, letting Luffy worship his meat as he pleased. It felt so good, his heart pounding in his chest, as his lust pooled, towards his groin. It was wound tighter and tighter, with every lick, suck, and hum! Zoro came hard and Luffy drank down his seed, not wasting a single drop. Roronoa saw Luffy’s own hard on. “Want a hand Captain?”

“You can owe me one, you need to rest.” Luffy fixed Zoro up, and kissed him on the cheek.

“Aye Captain.” He closed his eyes and relaxed, drifting off to sleep. In the back of his mind he’d keep his guard up more.

-x-

Luffy and Zoro arrived on an island with a long nosed liar, a murderous butler, and an annoying hypnotist. Usopp is the son of Yasopp, a man on Shanks’s crew, who taught Luffy a few things before they left.

Usopp tried to scare the two off, but was bad at it. He had respect for his father, but he was simply playing pirate.

As for the butler, he was known as Klahadore, but he was really a pirate named Kuro. He faked his death and changed his name, enacting his “Ultimate Plan”. He served the lady of the house of a wealthy family named Kaya. His “former” crew was lying in wait to enact his scheme.

Then there was Jango, the hypnotist and acting captain for the Black Cat pirates. He helped Kuro fake his death, using his hypnosis powers, and took over as captain for the Black Cat pirates, but even he didn’t understand Kuro’s intentions.

He believed the plan was to trick Kaya into leaving her fortune to him, and the Black Cat pirates would kill her and the whole town. Little did they know Kuro was planning to murder them, the last remaining people on the sea that knew that HE was Kuro.

As he went over his plan with Jango, he was overheard by Usopp. The long nosed young man tried to warn the village and Kaya but no one believed him. His constant lies made him untrustworthy, so it wasn’t a surprise when the town turned on him. Though it was for Usopp who was so deluded he thought he could say the same thing he said every day and lied about, and people would just believe him.

The pirates were coming and Kaya would die. The Black Cat pirates were known for being blood thirsty and vicious, leaving only one or two man alive to tell the tale. If nothing was done it’d be a blood bath. Thankfully the plan was overheard by one other. Luffy!

So they made a plan, and set traps for when the pirates attacked. The pirates did attack, but at another location. Luffy and Zoro raced towards the other side of the island. With Luffy’s navigation skills the two made it quickly.

They faced the pirates while Usopp hid. “Forget him Luffy, we got this!” Zoro drew his swords.

“Right!” Luffy conjured up intense winds.

The pirate’s in Kuro’s crew may have been seen as blood thirsty beasts, but they were up against two monsters. Luffy didn’t have to even use his devil fruit powers much to take on the grunts. Even when Jango used hypnosis to bring out their primal strength, Luffy was able to mop the floor with them using his Tornado Fist.

“You two are strong, let’s see how you do fighting each other!” Jango tried to hypnotize them, but he took too long and Luffy conjured a thunder cloud to zap him.

“That’s enough out of you hypnotist.” Jango was left twitching on the ground, as electricity surged through him.

The ship’s guards came out Sham and Buchi, they acted like they were weaklings. Luffy wasn’t buying it. “Zoro, I’ll leave these guys to you, be careful. I don’t think they are as weak as they say.”

“Right!” Zoro sought to end them quickly, he cut them down with three sword style, but Sham was wearing bulky clothes, so while he got slashed only his clothes got cut. As for Buchi he did get slashed by his natural padding kept him alive.

“You killed my friend, I’ll crush you.” Buchi attacked Zoro, his impressive size and strength causing a problem for the swordsman.  Sham tried to play dead, waiting for the perfect time to strike.

‘An opening!’ He charged at Zoro’s back ready to scratch him up. Zoro was more careful this time and with three swords he had no trouble.

“Dragon Twister!” He spun around with his swords and slashed up Buchi and Sham together, dropping the crew down to nothing.

“Nice work!” Luffy and Zoro clapped hands.

Usopp came out of hiding. “Just like I planned it nice work you two hahaha!”

“Is he an idiot?”

“Don’t hang around him Luffy you’ll catch whatever he has.” The two raided their ship and pilfered their supplies. Kuro arrived in a fury.

“What the hell is going on?!” He bellowed. His men were defeated and unconscious. “It seems I’ll have to do everything myself.”

Usopp tried to attack him, and got his ass kicked for good measure. “I’ll have to wipe out the rest of you trash, other than Jango you are all worthless to me.” He readied his cat claws. “Jango get up and find Kaya, finish my plan if you want to live!”

Jango got up and stumbled away. He didn’t want to be around here when Kuro started to fight. Usopp went after him. Kuro went on a long villain monologue about how perfect his plans were, even how he planned to kill his crew from the start. “Out of the Bag Attack!”

Kuro had strange and fast movements, but no control. His Stealth Walk had the skill of an assassin but lacked training. His attack was wild and out of control attacking the ground the stone walls, even his crew. Luffy got pissed.

“Leave this to me!” Luffy went out on the battle field as Kuro attacked his men left and right. “Rain Tempo!”

Luffy conjured some rain. “You think some rain will stop my attack?” He vanished but with the rain pouring down on him, Luffy was able to track him.

Wham! Wham! Pow! Bam! Wham!

Luffy punched him and kicked him, kicking his ass and looking drop dead sexy while doing it. He broke Kuro’s claws, and whipped him around, he went as far as smashing a bolder against him.

“Lightning Tempo!” Luffy finished it up with a lightning strike, frying Kuro to the point smoke gushed from his mouth. It was over. “Now get out of here and never come back!” Luffy summoned wind and hauled up the whole crew and slammed them onto their ship.

The pirates left with Kuro, his fate unknown. The man had tried to give up being a pirate, to find a sense of peace. He just did it in the most insane way possible. The crew he despised were now his only salvation.

Zoro had made off with their supplies and treasure, so they’d need to be finding some help first. Luffy was at least kind enough to send them off with a wind towards another island, one that’d take them far away from here.

As for Jango, he found Kaya and while Usopp tried to defend her, he wasn’t strong enough. All his years of playing pirate was biting him in the ass as real pirates weren’t messing around. He foolishly thought he could beat Jango up close and personal, and got beat up for his trouble. Kaya had to agree to his demands just to save his life.

Luffy saved Kaya, conjuring a mini thunder cloud and sicked it on Jango. It chased after him launching bolts of lightning at him all over. His cries echoed into the distance. Jango was without his crew and forced to flee for his life.

Kaya thanked Luffy for saving her, and the Weather Man asked her for a ship. She did have one and graciously gave it to them for saving her life. The Going Merry!

It was a small ship but it would suit their needs. It felt like home! They stocked the ship with treasure and supplies, their storage room now full. Luffy put in a request for a pirate mark, Merry took his design and had their Straw Hat Mark painted on the flag and sail.

Luffy’s captain quarters was quite nice, it had a nice big bed, a book shelf, a desk. Luffy was looking forward to breaking the bed in. The crew quarters had hammocks, which Zoro didn’t mind he could sleep anywhere. “You don’t want any of these other rooms?”

“Nah, I figured I’d be mostly sharing your bed captain.” Luffy chuckled. He had a point.

The ship had a total of four cannons, one at the front, one at the back, and one on each side of the ship. “We are gonna need some gunman.” Usopp heard this and believed he was in with this powerful crew. He’d been bragging about being a sniper since meeting the two, but he bragged/lied about so many things.

Luffy loved the ship head, it was in the shape of a sheep’s head, he claimed it for his seat. The meeting room consisted of a kitchen, dining room, and the helm. “So we’ll need a cook, a helmsman, and a musician.”

The was an area for a garden. “Maybe we should get a gardener, someone who can grow all kinds of tasty food for us.” He thought about Shanks’s crew, while he intended to blend quality and quantity, they would need more crew mates soon to help run the ship.

Usopp was determined to set off to sea. He wanted to be a real pirate. He was so sure that Luffy and Zoro would take him on their crew, he wasted time making up stories about how they’d invite him and what he’d say. He packed up his stuff and left the house only to find the crew and the Merry gone. “They left!” He gasped.

“Yes, they told us to wish you luck on your own pirate journey.”

“Gah...you mean they left me...behind...no…” He cried.

What Usopp didn’t know was that Luffy didn’t mind idiots, he didn’t even hate cowards that much, because running away sometimes wasn’t the worst idea. However being an idiot and a coward Luffy hated people like that.

“Now what am I gonna do?” He sulked.

“Well they said you could have that.” Kaya pointed to the Buggy Pirate’s ship. Usopp got a wicked idea.

-x-

Luffy was sitting in his spot thinking. “What’s up Luffy?”

“I was thinking about Kuro’s moves back there. Do you think we could get that fast?”

“Not a bad idea, we could give it a try.”

“It reminded me of something my Grandpa tried to show me once, he tried to teach me stuff, but always kept yelling at me and hitting me on the head. It didn’t sink in.” Luffy crossed his arms. “He did teach me about bio feedback though!” Luffy chuckled.

Zoro had heard about this, he learned it from his own teacher. Bio Feedback was a technique that made one super human. Through training and control one could have their body break down all food converting it into energy. It helped one grow stronger amplifying the results of physical training. It also made the ass hole exit purely for mating purposes.

Luffy pounced on Zoro. “Oi!” Luffy kissed him. “Mmm!”

“There’s lots of different techniques out there, we can learn and get stronger together.”

Zoro wrapped his arms around Luffy. “I’d like that.”

To be continued...Two More For the Crew!