Nudist Bar Chapter 1 (Patreon)

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Nudist Bar

Meliodas could be quite the perv but he has his own beliefs on freedom, so he runs a nudist bar. He's naked, the guests are naked, even his employees are naked. Its quite the erotic fun place, where Meliodas is happy to lend a hand, mouth, even his ass to his guests and employees. Bottom Meliodas/Harem

Chapter 1

Meliodas the Dragon Sin was running one of the most unique taverns in all of Liones. You could and probably would call Meliodas a pervert, but he had his own beliefs on freedom. After many years of service, he got a special gift from the King. A royal warrant! This means he could start any kind of business he wanted.  

He always wanted to run a tavern, but one different than any other. He wanted an erotic fun place, where people could be free, have fun, good booze, good food, a place you can unwind. The King blushed when he was what Meliodas wanted. Bartra really should have put more restrictions when he gave the royal warrant to the blonde, but there was no going back now.  

With the King’s approval, Meliodas built his tavern, with a check room, the tavern itself with tables, a bar, and an open kitchen. It had a second floor with rooms for the staff as well as guest rooms for fun times. With the place stocked with food and booze, now he just needed a staff. Thankfully he made some friends when he was a Holy Knight.  

Ban the Fox Sin of Greed, the two have been close for years, it was cute how they acted around each other. Ban was a greedy man even on the battlefield and especially in the bedroom, Meliodas was his match on both fronts. Ban was pissed when Meliodas suddenly said he was retiring from being a holy knight.  

The Fox Sin was so pissed, he decided to drink his woes away. Though there wasn’t enough booze on the planet to make him forget Meliodas. His mind haunted by thought of Meliodas leaving him. “Stupid...Captain...” he pouted, before drinking some more.

“Yo Ban!” Meliodas popped up.  

“Go away Captain, oh wait you aren’t my captain anymore are you?!” he snapped before downing his drink.  

“Ban did you really think I was gonna leave without you?”  

“Huh?” he was drunk, blushing from ear to ear.  

“I want you to come with me, work in my tavern.”  

“Are you serious?” Meliodas cupped his cheeks and kissed him. Ban moaned, he wrapped his arms and legs around the blonde. The sloppy kiss broke and Ban licked his lips. “Tell me more!”  

After Meliodas filled him in, maybe it was because he was drunk, maybe it was because he was hard, maybe it was because he loves Meliodas, but he agreed, signing onto his crazy idea. Cook acquired!  

Meliodas needed Ban, the young blonde couldn’t cook to save his life, his food always looked good but tasted awful. Ban, however, made the most delicious food, with flavors so good and powerful you could cream yourself.  

Then there was Gowther the Goat Sin of Lust, Gowther looked human, but he was, in fact, a doll. He was a unique individual, it didn’t take much to get him involved. Gowther was quite the go with the flow kind of guy. He found Meliodas’s premise interesting and it would give him a chance to sparkle. Server Acquired! Meliodas was also owner and server.

Gowther owed a lot to Meliodas, having helped him find his heart, and become a real boy so to speak. This opportunity would allow him to explore his new passions.   

A tougher nut to crack was Harlequin aka King the Grizzly Sin of Sloth. King was a fairy when Meliodas came to him the fairy wanted to know the details. Details he got…

“No no no no no no no!” King tried to fly off but Meliodas kept a firm grasp on him.  

“Come on King it’ll be fun,” Meliodas told him. The last time Meliodas told him something would be fun, he lost three days' worth of time, but Meliodas told him he had a VERY good time.  

“You want me to...while serving people...who are also…?” His face grew redder and redder as he thought about it, soon his face was as red as a tomato.  

“Why are you so shy? You don’t wear underwear.” King blushed and shielded his crotch. Outside of his armor, people have seen his cock and balls through the crotch of his pants.  

“I don’t know...” Meliodas smiled.  

“Come on, it’s gonna be great, plus I can always sweeten the pot,” he whispered something to King. The fairy blushed and felt his manhood harden, making a tent, he covered his crotch.  

“Okay, I’m in!” Meliodas chuckled. Waiter acquired!

There was a difference between Waiters and Servers, in Meliodas’s tavern anyway, and while King would refuse to be a server, he believed he could handle being a waiter.  

Last but not least, Meliodas needed a bartender, and he knew the perfect guy to fill the role. Escanor the Lion Sin of Pride, a human but was a bit unique. “I’m honored you’d want me at your tavern, but what about my condition?”  

“It’ll be fine, I had your room modified and we’ll keep the bar closed until you are able to run it.”

“It would be nice to put down roots so to speak,” he blushed and looked to Meliodas. “And the other offer?”  

“It’s on!” he gave him a thumbs up.  

“Oh my,” he got all excited. Bartender acquired!   

Escanor was a virgin until he met Meliodas, the blonde was the only one who could handle his size and intensity. Even Ban couldn’t handle him at full power. No one knew booze like Escanor, the flavor, the age, the potency, he not only made the best stuff he picked out the best. He made booze that demons, goddesses, fairies, and even giants, could all agree was the best in the world.  

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With a full staff, Meliodas was able to open his tavern. Fliers were passed out and some were shocked. “The Boar Hat?” Despite the odd name, the tavern was offering, food, drink, entertainment, even offering rooms to sleep off the booze. Something that caught the eyes of many, was a line in big bold print,  NO CLOTHES ALLOWED!  

“They can’t really mean nude nude right?” Curiosity was starting to build and a few people decided to investigate this new tavern.  

Some men entered and met a pink-haired young-looking man. “Sparkle!” Gowther greeted them. He was naked except for a towel.  

“Whoa!”  

“Greetings guests, please remove your clothes, and you may enter the tavern.”  

“A-Are you serious?” the men blushed. Gowther smiled and flashed them.  

“Absolutely!” Gowther may have been a doll, but he was mostly anatomically correct. The only things he didn’t have was nipples and a navel, but he had a fully functioning penis and testicles. Gowther had a decent piece at 8 inches of pure shower man meat, and he was cut.  

“Okay okay!” they were curious, too curious to back out now, plus with this twink of a man showing everything off, if they backed out now it would be a blow to their manhood. They removed their clothes and ere placed into boxes. Gowther gave them rings so they could claim their stuff later.  

They passed through the curtains and were greeted by bright lights, a warm atmosphere, and not a piece of proper clothing or armor in sight. The only one wearing anything was the cook, and all he had on was an apron. On his tall lanky body barely covered everything, you could see his 11-inch uncut dick swaying as he moved about the kitchen. His sexy back and ass were on full display.  

Every guest was indeed naked, but so was the staff. The brown-haired fairy was floating about, he was naked and delivering food and drinks to the patrons. His soft 8-inch grower fairy cock and plump balls were on full display while he delivered said food or drinks, but used his try to cover himself as he made his way across the tavern, from the kitchen, to bar, to the tables.

The patrons were enamored by King, he smelled so good, looked so cute, and his shyness was an arousal stroker. Said patrons were sitting on towels. Gowther handed the new guests their towels as well. “Please take a seat gentlemen, a server or waiter will be with you.” he handed them some menus.  

The bar was being run by a muscle-bound hunk, with the sun out Escanor was in his full muscle form, he was pouring drinks, mixing drinks, and just trying to keep his 18-inch dick from knocking anything over. Guests who got a glimpse of it, couldn’t help feel hot!  

The newcomers saw some men sporting wood and doing nothing to hide it. “Do they plan on jerking off, or fooling around upstairs?”  

“Look!” they pointed to the menu, and their eyes bulged. Along with Food and Drink, there was also a Server Menu, offering Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Pec Jobs, Hotdogging, and Penetration.  

“Who came up with this!”  

“Ooohhh!” a cry was heard and people looked to the tall blonde. Meliodas was a tall drink of water, broad shoulders, massive pecs, rock hard abs, the plumpest juiciest rear possibly in all of Liones, with a fat cock of 10 inches long. He had been sucking off a pink-haired young man while jerking off his two friends, a blonde and a black-haired muscular boy.  

He drank the boy’s cum, as the other two came all over his face and pecs. “Who’s next!” Meliodas was offering his own personal services, and if they got too backed up Gowther helped. Not everyone who came into the tavern was gay but wasn’t gonna turn down a free hand or mouth. His business was just getting started but things were going well!  

This was his dream, and he was willing to make his tavern the best tavern in the whole kingdom.  

To be continued