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Dragon Ball Z parody: Tier 1

Chapter 2  https://www.patreon.com/posts/saiyan-magic-2-29174675  

Chapter 3

Goku told Baba about everything he learned in school, that his fox master helped him master control of his Ozaru form. “Sounds like you did well for yourself my boy.” she sipped some tea as Goku ate.

“Yeah, I want to be able to help people, I know I can get stronger, but with the control I have I can make sure I don’t hurt innocent people.” Baba chuckled.

“Yes yes, the Saiyan’s Ozaru form can be quite destructive but with control and skill it could be a mighty force that may save the Earth one day.” Goku raised a brow at her.

“Granny, what did you see?”

“Spoilers.” That was their code word it meant it was something interesting Goku would like so don’t keep asking or it’d ruin the surprise.

Goku showed off the transformation beam, he was able to turn the veggies on his plate into steak. “Well other than killing any diet, what do you have planned for that technique.” she gave him a hard look. “I can see the wheels in that head of yours turning.”

He grinned. “Spoilers!”

After dinner, he sighed. “It’s weird though, when I figured out the transformation beam, I was told not to use it to hurt people. I don’t understand why? You're supposed to use magic to help people.”

Baba chuckled. “Of course the thought wouldn’t have crossed your mind. Turning an enemy into food and killing them easily.”

“What?!” Kakarot gasped. “Who would do such a thing?!” Saiyans enjoyed a good fight, a cheap tactic like that would be a shame.

“Believe it or not, there are those out there that would.” Baba used her crystal ball to show Goku. “He calls himself Master Carrot, though he doesn’t have access to ki, so he needs to touch someone to work his magic.” Goku watched him turn someone into a carrot. “It's because of people like him, such warnings are given.”

Goku understood, he had better plans for the magic.

-x-

Yamcha came to just as Goku said, he was fine after a bit of rest. “Master!” Puar hugged him.

“What happened?”

“You lost, but Goku healed you.”

“He what?” Yamcha gasped. “I didn’t need his pity.”

“I don’t think it was pity master.” Yamcha huffed and began to pace back and forth. “Maybe you should give up on the dragon balls?”

“Are you joking Puar, that dragon could grant my wish. What kind of thief could pass that up?” The legend of the eternal dragon had crossed his path. Yamcha revealed he had the 7 Star Ball, a trophy from those that crossed his dessert. It wasn’t their money, dino caps, or even their supplies they tried to protect it was the ball. After some interrogation, he learned the story of the dragon, how by bringing the 7 balls together, could summon the Eternal Dragon who could grant any 1 wish.

“What kind of wish are you wanting to make?” There were so many options, infinite riches, world domination, even power.

“That’s not what I’m after, I want love!” he cried out. “But how can I find love when I have this weakness to women?”

Puar sighed. It was a very sad truth when it came to pretty girls his master shut down. It wasn’t just that he couldn’t fight them, one look at them made him freeze up. Yamcha had tried porn to the same effect, limp as a noodle. He tried to train, find some sort of breakthrough, Puar tried to help with his transformation he could become anything or anyone. Even if Yamcha revved up, one look at a pretty girl or a naked one and down he went.

It was a shame, Yamcha was good looking, had a fit chiseled body, and he had a nice piece too. The bandit’s life had built him up strong, and yet...he was still a virgin. He wanted love damn it! “Master maybe you can find love if you looked elsewhere?”

“What do you mean Puar?”

“Uhh, never mind.” Yamcha shrugged and began to plan.

So began a series of events, that couldn’t be stopped. Yamcha tried to challenge Baba’s palace again and again, but he continued to lose to Goku. The guy was just too strong.

In martial arts he was top notch, his physical strength was great, and his magical skills were crazy. After his losses, Yamcha would try to train and come back since Goku kept healing him he didn’t have to wait to recover. This carried on for over a month.

“Damn it...I just can’t beat him...” he punched the nearby wall and cracked it.

“Your fights are lasting longer though, and you seem really excited when your fighting him.” Yamcha crossed his arms.

“That’s just what they call the warrior’s spirit. Facing a skilled opponent, the thrill of combat.” He recalled what Baba said at being a Saiyan, he didn’t know what that meant, perhaps they were like the mythical Amazons, a tribe of fierce warrior women, he sighed. “I’m nowhere near strong enough to beat him, so I’ll have to steal the ball right out from under him.”

“Are you sure?” Yamcha gave Puar a thumbs up.

“I got this, I am a skilled thief.”

-x-Thief Plan-x-

He waited until nightfall, and Puar checked and made sure Goku was sound asleep.

“I didn’t see the ball, but he’s sleeping.”

“Perfect!” Yamcha snuck into Baba’s palace, avoiding the patrol ghosts. The speed he used during the Wolf Fang Fist was utilized, he avoided the sentries, moving swiftly and quietly. He made it to Goku’s room and slipped inside. Goku was snoring softly. “Just sleep while I steal your dragon ball.”

He searched Goku’s room but only found the crystal ball. There was an image of two men who also had tails and a smaller boy who also had a tail. ‘Is he the last of his kind or something?’ he thought.

Yamcha looked to Goku and noticed the thin sheet he had covering him. His upper body was bare, but it was a warm night. It was then he noticed two large orbs between his legs. ‘He didn’t...did he?’ His balls weren’t that big, so maybe he had more than one dragon ball?

He wasn’t finding the ball anywhere else, so…

Yamcha pulled back the sheet exposing Goku’s pure naked body. “Waaaaahhhhh!” Yamcha cried out. The guy was something out of a wet dream, his body was flawless, beautifully chiseled muscle, a sexy nest of manly hair crowning his crotch, his dick was thick and long and he wasn’t even hard yet, and his balls were massive.

His scream had the whole palace on high alert, but he managed to stumble out of the building. His eyes were blown wide. “Not dragon balls...so big...wow...” Yamcha had never seen such a big cock not even in porn.

“Poor Master,” Puar sighed and took him home. Goku yawned and watched them leave. He pulled the dragon ball out of his magic storage and set it next to his crystal ball, before going back to sleep.

Yamcha recovered. “Okay time for plan C!”

-Sneak Attack Plan-

Goku was bathing in the open-air hot spring at the palace. Yamcha drove up to a nearby cliff looking it over. “Is he there?”

Puar turned into binoculars. “He’s there, he’s washing himself.” Yamcha blushed, the mental image crossing his mind.

“Okay let's do this!” he revealed some heavy artillery. He was packing a rocket launcher. With Puar’s directions, he was able to aim his weapon. With one pull of the trigger...boom!

The weapon fired, a rocket chock-full of explosive soared right towards Goku in the bath. Goku saw it coming. “Transformation Beam!” the energy shot out and hit the rocket, changing the explosive-packed weapon into a tasty meat dish.

He caught it and took a bite. “Oohh spicy.” he licked his lips.

Puar gasped. “Plan fail!” he screamed.

Before they could escape Goku teleported over to them. He stood before them wet and naked. Yamcha’s eyes bulged and his heart fluttered at the sight of the Saiyan. “Dissolve!” Yamcha gasped as his weapon and all of his clothes were disintegrated.

He fell back landing flat on his toned ass. He gasped as his hard 7-inch dick stood at attention. Goku eyed Yamcha, his gaze making the bandit feel hot. “Thanks for the meal!” he said before vanishing again.

“Well, that could have been worse...Master?” Yamcha was still shielding his crotch.

In the days that followed, Yamcha was having a problem. He was getting hard just thinking about Goku, he was having perverted dreams about Goku often turning wet. Yamcha didn’t know what was happening to him, why was he getting hard for Goku?

He thought maybe Goku had cast some sort of spell on him. In his dreams, they were both naked, and Goku was kissing him and touching him in ways, he’d only seen in porn. His cock would get so hard it hurt, he tried to think of girls, but it always shifted to Goku.

“No more mister nice guy!” If Goku cast a spell on him, the fastest way to break it was to kill him! Puar didn’t know his master was feeling like this since Yamcha was too embarrassed to talk about it. Goku didn’t cast a spell on Yamcha, the bandit had a completely natural attraction to the Saiyan.

-Assassination Plan-

Yamcha snuck into Goku’s room again. The Saiyan was sleeping naked again, his arms were above his head, his manly musk filling the room. Yamcha blushed and felt his blood rush south. He went to strike him with his Wolf Fang Fist, but he was dodged.

Goku turned in his sleep avoiding the strike. Yamcha growled in frustration and tried again, only for Goku to turn again and dodge it. The bandit climbed onto Goku. “Now I got you!” Goku tossed and turned and Yamcha gasped finding himself getting spooned by the Saiyan. “Damn!”

He couldn’t move, Goku’s hold was so strong, and if he went too far Goku would wake up, and that would be very bad. Very very bad, as Goku’s manly musk swept over him and his heart fluttered. His penis swelled and throbbed, leaking pre-cum.

Goku nuzzled his neck and Yamcha shivered. ‘He’s sniffing me!’ he felt it, before feeling something else, Goku’s massive man meat, pressing against the cleft of his ass. ‘Oh fuck, he’s hard!’ He wondered if things could get any worse.

Kakarot’s tail came around, dipped into the front of his pants and pulled free his hard cock. ‘Oh god!’ he blushed and shivered as the furry appendage coiled around his shaft.

“Mmm,” Goku started to kiss and lick his neck, as he began to hump against Yamcha. The bandit blushed, his whole face getting red. His body grew tingly as the tail pumped him to orgasm. He spilled his seed into the soft sheets, but it didn’t stop.

Goku humped against Yamcha’s clothed ass, while his tail caressed his twitching length. Yamcha whimpered as he came again and again. Goku sucked on his neck as his own release built up and he came, showering him in semen. His hold loosened and Yamcha left.

Puar gasped seeing his master in such a state. Cock out, dazed, and covered in semen. “Puar...something is wrong with me...” Puar sighed.

“Master, we need to talk.”

One sex talk later…

“What?!” Yamcha gasped. “Guys can do that stuff...together?” Puar nodded. “So I’m not under some kind of spell?” Puar shook his head.

“No Master, I believe you are in love with Goku if anything you are sexually attracted to him.” Yamcha was quiet, the wheels in his head-turning. He didn’t think being with guys was wrong per se, he was just confused and thought Goku was messing with him in some way.

Until Puar gave him the talk, he didn’t think it was possible. He didn’t know the option was there. “What do I do?”

“That is up to you master, you can tell him how you feel?” Yamcha wasn’t so sure, all of this was new to him.

“Ugh I’m such an idiot!” Puar couldn’t deny this.

To be continued...Transformation

Yamcha challenges Goku one more time, but loses and admits defeat. Goku can see he wants to get stronger, so he offers him a chance to change.

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