Ki Guardian Chapter 6 (Patreon)

Black Clover parody: Tier 1

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Chapter 5

Chapter 6 Meeting the Black Bulls

The Magic Knight Exam had finished, there were some shocking picks, there was a lot of talk and murmurs about the two commoners who got picked by multiple squads. Yuno had picked the Golden Dawn, while Asta had picked the Black Bulls.

Not everyone was pleased these two passed, especially Asta, who’s “magic” and lack of mana seemed too strange. Some were believing he had cheated somehow.

Sekke wanted to get payback.

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Asta and Yuno were having a goodbye. “Mmmm~!” Lips locked, and Asta was rubbing his bulge against the wind user.

Yuno was positively melting, his body trembling against his lover’s muscular one. “Looks like we won’t be seeing each other for awhile.” They knew this could happen.

“Yeah…” He whimpered.

Yuno wanted Asta to take him right now, hard and relentless drilling himself into Yuno so much he’d need his magic to properly walk. Then again, if he did, it’d be harder for Yuno to let him go. “And you know, if you start to miss me, you can always come visit me.”

“Not gonna happen.” His tsundere switch was flipped.

Asta pulled him in close, whispering words to him that made the golden eyed boy blush fiercely. The two went back to kissing, making the most of the little time they had left together.

Sekke thought he hit the jack pot, with the two distracted he believed he could get payback for his defeat and make a mess of the golden boy of the exam. ‘It’s not every day you beat someone with a five leaf grimoire.’ Using his magic he conjured a snake.

The thing is, both Asta and Yuno sensed him, one via ki the other by mana, they just didn’t care. They were about to be separated for the first time in a long time, and who knows how long it’d be until they saw each other again.

Not that they had to worry, as Asta had his guardians waiting in the wings.

A stone hand came up and caught Sekke’s snake crushing it brutally. “What?” Sunny, Cloudy, and Cherry went after Sekke.

Cherry used roots to quickly snatch Sekke’s grimoire. Sunny and Cloudy worked together creating a mix of heat and wind that stripped Sekke bare ass naked before he knew what hit him. “Gah!” He covered himself and blushed hard.

The tree guardian followed up with more vines quickly catching the wizard and binding his arms above his head, leaving him naked, bound, and exposed. Clay came up with the final touch writing LOSER in mud across Sekke’s chest.

He was gonna be in so much trouble when Captain Jack came looking for him. Sekke had to remain tied up, listening to Asta ravish Yuno until the wind user climaxed.

The two shared a fist bump and one more kiss before parting. Yuno met up with Captain Vangeance and was brought to the Golden Dawn HQ.

Asta met up with Captain Yami, who was accompanied by two other members of the Black Bulls. Finral Roulacase and Gordon Agrippa. “Greetings friend, I was impressed with your work in the exam, truly this is a glorious day we are now members of the same squad. I hope we can become close and even best friends.” Gordon tried to talk to Asta but he spoke so softly even Asta couldn’t understand him.

Normally people were creeped out by Gordon’s appearance and kept their distance, making communication all the harder. “Nice to meet you!” Asta stepped right up to him and offered his hand.

Gordon blushed and shook it. Asta could tell by Gordon’s ki he was a very nice person. As for Finral the male had...a rather pink ki, thinking back on it his ki seemed to sparkle most when he was talking to girls or looking at girls. “The name is Finral, I’m your superior in the squad so be sure to show me the proper respect!”

“Enough of that, my wheels shouldn’t be so chatty he should be focusing on making a portal, chop chop!” Yami cut in.

Asta put his guardians in his book. Yami was impressed, he knew in his country ki guardians could be contained in scrolls for combat and travel, he didn’t know grimoires would have the same ability.

They entered Finral’s portal and made it to the Black Bulls HQ in seconds. “Wow Finral, that’s so cool!”

The pretty boy blushed at the praise.

Things were pretty crazy at the hideout.

Two wizards were having a fight over apparently some stolen pudding, one was using fire, while the other was using lightning magic to speedily dodge. They were trashing the place, but in the midst of it all the other members were lounging about like this was totally normal.

Asta could see a pink haired woman lounging about in her underwear, surrounded by empty booze bottles. A tiny female who was eating a ton of food, being brought to her by sheep.

There was a...boy? In the back, they were massive and had smoke leaking out of their mouth. Asta was a bit confused as based on the person’s ki, they were female and actually a lot smaller then they looked. His ki sense was seeing this person’s true form through their Transformation magic.

Another boy was gazing at a picture of a young girl while having a nosebleed. Things were about to get crazy as a bunch of them looked ready to be firing off their magic at once. “Quit wrecking the hideout!” Yami snapped, punching a wall and breaking it.

“Captain!” The squad’s tune flipped so fast as they all really cared about Yami, in one way or another.

“Listen up we got a new recruit.”

Asta stepped up. “I’m Asta from Hage Village! It’s nice to meet you all!” He bowed. “I look forward to working with you all!”

Yami took a drag on his cigarette. “This is pretty much it, the Black Bulls the worst guild out of the bunch.” Yami said there were other members either on mission, on vacation, or just didn’t feel like showing up.

Vanessa tried to flirt with Asta, but not only was she barking up the wrong tree but all her drinking so left her tossing her cookies.

Finral introduced everybody.

The lightning user was Luck Voltia, a battle nut, but he was good people. The boy with the photo was Gauche Adlai, he had a super mega crazy complex for his sister, but he was good people.

Gauche got into Asta’s face showing him a picture of his sister Marie. “This is my precious angel Marie, if you touch her I’ll kill you!”

‘Are you sure he’s good people…’ He went back to staring at the photo getting a nosbleed.

The exhibitionist woman was Vanessa Enoteca, a lush, but she was good people. The glutton was Charmy Pappitson, a bottomless pit obsessed with food, but she was good people. The giant was a shapeshifter, as they turned into Asta, Grey’s a bit shy and didn’t talk much, but he’s good people.

‘Do they not know Grey’s a girl?’ It wasn’t his business so he didn’t say anything.

The fire user stepped up. “Hey, hey, hey, hey!” He was producing an intimidating aura. “You’re a new Black Bull?!” He eyed Asta up and down. “A wussy little runt from the back end of nowhere?”

Asta was taken back by his attitude. “I dunno how you sucked up to Mister Yami...but if you want to wear our robe...you gotta earn some respect from me, Mister Yami’s top underling a man among men, Magna Swing!” He flashed the magic knight robe

The ki user really wanted the robe. “I didn’t suck up to Captain Yami, I picked him.”

“That’s right Asta was scouted by both the Crimson Lions and the Aqua Deer but he picked us.” Finral said, though left out the part of Yami threatening to kill him if he went to another squad.

“Well...if you’re joining the Black Bulls, that means it’s time for your baptism!” Magna was taken aback.

The other Bulls knew their reputation sucked, so to have someone pick their squad to join was “crazy”. Each of them had been hand picked by Yami for one reason or another.

Magna brought Asta outside for Baptism of Fire!

Vanessa yawned. “He’s making up baptisms again.”

“Hahaha who cares this is fun!” Luck said.

The two readied their grimoires. “I’m gonna hit you with my attacks, do your best to survive and you’ll get your robe!”

Magna launched a fire ball at Asta. “Sunny!” Suddenly the sun guardian appeared and quickly ate Magna’s attack.

“Mmm that’s a spicy meatball, yum!”

“Whoa!” The other bulls gasped.

“My new friend Asta is very unique, he can do this!” Gordon said, not that anyone could understand him.

“What the hell is that?” Magna unleashed a barrage of fire balls, and Sunny zipped around munching them up like pellets.

“Master his flames are so spicy and yummy!” Sunny complimented.

“Don’t get cocky!” Magna couldn’t help but smirk. “I don’t know what your magic is, but I’m gonna show you my power!” He pulled out a bat made of fire.

“I haven’t been using magic, I’ve been using my ki!” Asta said. His grimoire glowed and he pulled out his sword. “Now I’ll use my power!”

‘This punk…’ Magna was getting excited. “Flame Magic Speeding Exploding Fire Ball Shot!” He hit the fire ball with his bat making it rocket at Asta.

‘It’s fast!’ If he sliced it with his sword, it’d still explode and he’d take a hit. His body didn’t give up, moving to counter with the side of the blade. Upon striking the face of the blade, the magic was bounced back and it hit Magna.

Boom!

“Oh crap Magna!” He had no idea it’d bounce back he just thought he’d block it. It was the only thing that came to mind to counter the power and force.

Magna got back up. “Damn...to think I almost got done in by my own magic, well it is awesome…” He coughed.

Asta hoped he hadn’t screwed things up, but Magna was actually thrilled. “Man you are a real man after all, that was some crazy magic.”

“Thanks Magna!”

Sunny nudged him. “Can I have more of your meatballs!”

“Huh?!”

Magna got pushed out of the way as the other Bulls went to see Asta. Luck wanted to fight him, Charmy wanted to feed him, the cupcake was delicious though. Gauche threatened him again. Gordon praised him though no one could hear it.

Asta got his robe and Vanessa worked her magic to fit it to him and give his headband a Black Bulls make over. “You’re one of us Lil-Asta!”

“You can use ki? What is that some fancy way of fighting?”

“Well kinda...Captain Yami, you know what ki is right, why haven’t you taught them?” Asta asked.

“Well I was young when I left the country, I had only learned a basic of ki. I’m not much of a teacher, then again I was also a pretty crap student!” He laughed. “But I’m guessing old man Cloud passed on his knowledge to you?”

Asta nodded. The deep well of knowledge was locked tight as to not overwhelm Asta’s mind, with each new ki guardian he created that knowledge would be passed on to them so it’d be available for Asta when the time came.

Luck got excited wanted to learn a new way of fighting. Magna wondered if he could learn something that Yami knew. “Well I’ve never taught anyone before, but I can try!”

“Anyway, you’re an official member of the Black Bulls, do your best to work hard, kick ass, and never bring shame to our name!”

“Yes sir!”

Yami looked around. ‘Where is she, I figured she’d be here by now...well whatever…’ There was one more recruit.

Magna decided to give Asta the tour. They had the massive dining hall and kitchen area. “You do gotta be careful this place is weird so things move around.” He didn’t quite get it, but he sent Clay out to investigate, since the whole base was made of stone and brick, which Clay could phase through and get the lay of the land.

In the basement was a prison of sorts, a cage of magic beasts, there were other prisons that the bulls could store criminals in to await being handed over to the kingdom. There were a total of three wash rooms, Yami’s private one, one for boys, one for girls, and there was the public baths.

The senior members of the squad had larger rooms, where as Asta got one of the smaller rooms. Asta didn’t care about the size to him this place was like his own castle/palace. He was used to living in a room with a bunch of kids and Yuno.

All paths to women’s dorms were laced with booby traps.

“How about a bath?”

“Sure!”

Asta got into the public bath with Magna and surprisingly Gordon. He stripped off his clothes. Magna whistled at Asta’s muscles. “Man Lil-asta you are so jacked man.”

“Thanks Magna!” He flexed, making his muscles pop. When he finished undressing Magna’s jaw drop.

“Holy fuck!” Lil-Asta wasn’t so little below the belt.

He looked Asta up and down. ‘Just what kind of training has he been through, all those muscles…’

Magna was 8 inches long cut, but Asta had him beat in girth, and little did he know he was also beaten in length. “My friend Asta is so big and manly, so cool!” Gordon was sporting a 6.5 shower dick, he was uncut.

The three got into the bath together, Asta letting out a pleased sigh. “So do you think you can teach ki stuff?” Magna asked.

“I believe so, Master Cloud taught me how to build up and replenish my ki.”

“Oh yeah, how did he do that?”

Asta remembered the lesson on how one can replenish one’s ki is by training hard, eating well, and having amazing sex! There were layers to this of course but it was the simplified version. “He gave me the explanation but the person I trained with was Yuno.”

“Well what’s the lesson?”

“Maybe it’s better if I show you.” Asta was very hands on.

“Sure whatever, let’s see this.”

Asta moved through the water and settled between Magna’s spread legs. The fire mage raised a brow and his cheeks reddened. “Can I suck your dick Magna?” The virgin’s face went beat red.

“Oh my, my new friend Asta is so very bold!” Gordon exclaimed.

To be continued...Ki Training and Team Bonding

Petit Clover: So who is the top man?

“I’ll have you know other than Captain Yami I’m the biggest and baddest man in the squad!” Magna exclaimed.

“Sure let’s test it out!”

Yami laughed. “Alright boys whip ‘em out and get em hard let’s see who the real top man is.”

“The game is set, you gotta win in either length or girth!” Magna said.

“There he goes making his own rules again.” Finral sighed.

Magna and Gauche crossed swords. Gauche was 5.5 inches so he lost to Magna’s 8 incher. “Whatever this is a stupid game anyway!”

Luck and Magna crossed swords, they were both 8 inches, but Magna had him beat in girth. Luck’s rod also had a lewd curve to it. “Oh yeah I win, suck it Luck!”

“Only if you beat me in a fight!” He stuck his tongue out teasingly.

Finral fought against Magna next, clashing with his 7 incher, and he lost. Gordon was also a quick match. “Alright Asta it’s your turn...GAH!”

“Let’s go Magna!” Asta’s full 11 inch dick was on full display.

Magna learned the hard way what a grower was. “Looks like things are all wrapped up.” Yami said.

“Show him who’s boss Captain Yami sir!” Magna cheered.

Yami whipped out his pride and joy, his mighty 10 inch sword, but he also lost to Asta. “Hehe, I guess I’m pretty big huh!”

“Well a man’s gotta do, what a man’s gotta do, come on Magna!”

“Yes Yami sir!” The two went down on Asta licking his massive length.

“Oh wow this is awesome!”

Magna would try to come up with a new dick game he could beat Asta in. Thought the real biggest guy in the squad wasn’t even able to play...

End?