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Rod Magic

Asta was born without any magic power, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t gain power when he got older. There were laws of nature, the universe, and the soul. For one being they were driven by pain, regret, and the desire for revenge, one without magic gained the power of Anti-Magic. For Asta, he wanted to love, he cared so much for others and had the desire to become the wizard king. Magic power bloomed from Asta’s loins and his libido, granting him a rather odd form of magic, though a trait one might find in the Spade Kingdom.

Chapter 1 His Magic Rod

Since finding Asta and Yuno the head priest of the orphanage felt the boys were special, they both showed up on the same day, at the same time. Yuno had this strange crystal with him, and Asta well he was a very unique child.

Even as an infant no one could sense any magic power from him, and this didn’t change as the years passed. Meanwhile, Yuno’s magic seemed to grow by the day, he had the affinity for wind. Both boys were very close.

While Asta didn’t have magic, he did his best to help out in his own way, even if it took him longer or more effort he never gave up. He hoped and prayed he’d get magic some day.

The priest knew that Asta was different but the boy seemed to be an early bloomer when it came to love and desire. The target of his affection was quite misplaced in Sister Lily, a woman of the clothe. Again he didn’t give up, and his feelings of want and desire, seemed to churn like a volcano.

He wanted to love, he wanted to become the wizard king and make the kingdom a better place. So many people teased him and looked down on him because he was a commoner, because he had no magic, no one really looked at him for him...except Yuno.

Yuno was always there by his side.

‘I want...I want...I want...I WANT…’

-x-

In this world desire and ambition had great effect on the body and soul. For one being who had lost everything in a single moment, he was filled with anger, regret, despair, and a burning desire for revenge. He to did not have magic, but as he yearned for the power to destroy those that ruined his life, the power formed, Anti-Magic!

As for Asta, the boy didn’t have a drop of magical power, even in the womb, he was born without magic due to certain circumstances. He lost his mana in the earliest stages of development.

However…

The Mind...Body...and Soul are constantly in flux, growing as the days turn to weeks, to months, to years. Asta’s always been spirited and passionate, his desires burning hotter and hotter!

After one night, he had a rather intense dream, after he woke up, it was small but they could feel mana coming from Asta. The boy teared up, feeling his wish come true.

He couldn’t conjure fire or wind, water or earth, plants or ice, lightning or darkness. Whenever he tried to use his mana, it made his libido stir.

Asta didn’t know what his magic was, but he kept training his body. He kept testing out his magic, making his loins stir leading him to “training” his manhood. As the years passed, Asta didn’t grow much in height, but he grew below the belt, and grew in muscles from all his strength training.

One person who noticed was Yuno. He didn’t say anything but he often noticed the way Asta’s cock and balls bulged out the crotch of his pants. When they bathed together he kept stealing glances at the mighty beast between his legs. ‘He’s so big!’

Since they shared the same room and often the same bed, he felt it nudging him in the back, poking his butt, and in the summer the male’s cock would slip between his legs and rub against him intimately. It made Yuno all hot and bothered.

Thankfully Asta was too dense to notice and Yuno was too tsundere to admit how he was feeling. When Asta was “training” his cock Yuno was often nearby, watching...feeling so grateful Asta didn’t know how to sense mana.

Even if he didn’t tell Asta the truth that didn’t stop him from exploring his own desires. As he watched Asta play with his rod, he reached back and played with his ass. ‘How is something so big gonna fit…’ The idea scratched at the back of his mind. It made him squirm. He wanted to find out.

Sister Lily had already given them the birds and the bees talk. Though getting “the talk” from a nun, left some layered things to be expressed. Her emotional advice was more helpful for Yuno. His feelings for Asta were pure, but he was worried about their futures together.

He made excuses for not telling him, his latest was he’d tell Asta after the grimoire selection ceremony.

So the day came…

All those who had come of age and eager to take part in the ceremony gathered at the temple. So many grimoires were there waiting for their destined owner. Drouot was the master of the Grimoire Tower in Hage, this was but one of many temples not just in Clover but in all the countries.

“Reach out with your heart and soul and the grimoire will respond to you!”

The room lit up in an array of colors. Grimoires flew from the shelves finding their owner. They varied in size and girth.

Some got books that fit in the palm of their hand, many got the size of a story book, the number of pages varying between them. A few mages had some grimoire measuring contests. It was true the page count determined the number of spells a grimoire could hold. Some with noble lines had impressive grimoires the size of a dictionary.

To the nobility it was a measure of their great ability, all it showed is they had potential, potential that could be squandered if not utilized properly.

Those that were blessed with a Clover Mark meant they were blessed by Faith, Hope, and Love...and in the fourth leaf…

A brilliant glow filled the room as a large grimoire appeared floating towards Yuno. It was a four leaf grimoire, said to be blessed with good luck. There were so many in awe, but others looked angry. “That commoner got the four leaf grimoire!”

“No way, he’s a nobody!”

“I don’t believe this!”

“Yuno!” Asta’s voice rang out. “Looks like we’ll be rivals taking the Magic Knight Exam!”

“He got a grimoire?”

“Where is it?”

Asta rubbed his nose cheekily. “Here it is!” He revealed a small but thick grimoire(about the size of an omnibus).

Now typically those born in the Clover Kingdom had a clover mark on their grimoire, but this wasn’t always the case. There were special covers for some who had unique abilities. Those born to the Diamond Kingdom had diamonds on their covers. Heart Kingdom had hearts on the cover, and Spade Kingdom had spades.

On Asta’s cover was a tree. It had two red threads entwining together as it embroidered the edge of the book. On the back was a cute picture of an elephant. One other unique thing was Asta’s grimoire had a clasp. Despite the unique appearance it was the size that brought on the reaction.

“Pfft hahahahaha!”

“He’s wanting to compete with the Four Leaf!”

“What a joke!”

“Look at his size it’s pathetic!”

“Asta...I…” Yuno tried to talk, but he was drowned out by those around them.

“Can you even do magic with that thing?”

“I barely sense any mana in him, no wonder his grimoire is so small!”

“Shut up!” Asta snapped. “It doesn’t matter what you say, I’m gonna become the Wizard King!”

This brought on more laughter. “This nobody the Wizard King?”

Yuno struggled to find the words. He was used to being mocked...they both were...but this was a lot. Asta gripped his grimoire tightly. “Asta!” The green eyed boy looked at Yuno. He reached out with his fist.

“Yuno…” He smiled. The two fist bumped a sign of their promise.

Asta left to go try out his new grimoire. ‘I wonder what kind of spells I can use.’ He opened the clasp and gained a look at his spells. ‘Oh...oh wow…’ His cheeks burned. ‘So this is what my magic is…’ Asta couldn’t help but smile as his loins stirred. This wasn’t exactly magic focused for combat, but Asta was so happy to have any magic at all. ‘I’ll make this work somehow.’ He flipped through the pages, his spells, there were some blank spells, potential for him to grow.

Nash came running. “Asta! Yuno’s in trouble!”

“What?!”

-x-

Yuno had hung back to speak with the Grimoire Master about his Four Leaf. When he left some spoiled brats accosted him.

The wind user didn’t have to use his grimoire to deal with the punks. The real trouble began when some chains came out and slammed the two into the wall, these chains coiled like snakes and bound them and their grimoire.

This was a former Magic Knight, Revchi Salik, he used Chain Magic. Yuno thought he could handle it, but Revchi’s magic sealed magic, in seconds Yuno was caught. ‘My magic?’

Revchi took his grimoire. “Why bother taking it, a grimoire can only be used by it’s owner?”

“Well that’s true, but I’m sure either Diamond or Spade would be interested in studying it, or maybe some noble collector would like to keep it as a trophy. Either way you’ll no longer have it.” Yuno glared at him

“Raaaaagh!” Suddenly Asta surged in and drop kicked Revchi causing him to drop the book.

‘What the hell?’

“Asta!”

“Hey Yuno...um is this something you’re into?” He pointed at the chain bondage going on.

Yuno blushed. ‘Moron!’ Though the thought of Asta tying him up crossed his mind, and he didn’t dislike it.

“You little shit, give that back!”

“No way, this belongs to Yuno, you can’t have it!”

“You little fool, what can you do?” He wiped his chin. “I barely sense any magic power from...wait…”

For some reason he hadn’t sensed any magic power when Asta came at him, but he definitely sensed a small amount at the ceremony. ‘Is he masking his power?’

Revchi used his chains to bind Asta, and found all his mana was being concentrated at his crotch, without a proper detection spell he wouldn’t have seen it at all. “What the hell did you do?”

“Tried out one of my spells it’s pretty interesting, though it’s really intense.” Right now Asta’s cock was in a magic cage. “Rod Magic: Magic Sealing Cock Cage!”

“But...but that’s crazy...why would you seal your own magic?”

“I didn’t have magic for a long time, and I learned to fight without it. My real magic is never giving up!”

“You damned fool!” He wailed on Asta using his chains but the boy just took it never backing down, pushing forward bit by bit even with the chains holding him down.

“Look down on me all you want, I’m not giving up!”

Suddenly a pulse was felt and a grimoire burst from the wall. ‘So it’s him huh...I feel it...he’s…’ A pitch black sword came out and Asta was able to wield it despite the weight.

“A second Grimoire...he has two?!”

With it he was able to easily cut through Revchi’s chains. “What is this power?”

He tried his ultimate defense but Asta cut right through it. Wham taking him to the ground.

The magic knights were called and Revchi was arrested. Yuno got his grimoire back, and Asta’s double grimoire were quite the surprise. Even if it was beat up and dirty Asta didn’t care he was just so happy.

“Asta...thanks for saving me…” There was more he wanted to say, but his tsundere ass wasn’t the best with words.

“Of course Yuno!” He smiled. “We’re family, we’ll always have each other’s backs.” Asta raised his fist, for a fist bump.

Yuno wanted more, he needed to show Asta how he felt. Instead of a fist bump Yuno pressed forward and kissed Asta on the lips!

To be continued...Practicing Magic

Asta’s Grimoires are studied as the Father has concerns about the double grimoire. Even Asta’s magic is umm...rather lewd. The master explains that while rare in clover body attribute magic does occur. Asta’s attribute is just a bit more...lewd than others.