Forza 5 Part 5: Furry Mobile and Joker Jeep (Patreon)

We've made it to the finish line. Here's the last of the Forza series that i recorded before uninstalling it to make room for some other too-big game, or a bunch of dumb little indie games and walking simulators. One or the other or all 3, i can't remember. I'm a man of no wealth and eclectic taste as you may have noticed. 

i'll play anything if it's free, and by free i mean game pass, which i told myself i would get off when the free trial ended but it's been a year and i still have it because life is too scary and i need constant entertainment to stay docile. 

Anyway, say goodbye to Forza cause it's no morza. All content must come to an end so sadly you don't get to listen to the riveting saga of me complaining about the terrible soundtrack anymore, but the upside to that is i don't have to listen to the terrible soundtrack anymore. 

I can finally listen to real music again, which means driving my real car in the real world blasting Dirty White Boy by Foreigner on repeat while smoking a big cigar out the window and trying desperately to outrun my problems. That's the only way i know how to live. Traumas in the mirror are closer than they appear, so i just keep going faster. Sooner or later i gotta find that exit to paradise.