Curse of The Overpriced Nintendo Games! (Patreon)

Okay, this is the last of these game trailer event reaction videos i've been doing this week. I wasn't expecting to do this, it just sort of happened. Things happen in the blue glow, which is where these videos are, if you couldn't tell by the general vibe of "what the fuck am i doing with myself and what even are video games". 

I put the Endless Jess end card on the last two because they weren't technically me playing games but then i realized tonally they definitely belong in the glow. Maybe i'll re-render those and put the Blue Glow thing on them or maybe i'll decide i don't care. Yeah, there's some boring behind the scenes editor OCD for ya. Fascinating stuff. 

NONE OF THAT MATTERS. IT'S NINTENDO TIME. Finally, some fucking games. It only took 3 separate game events to get to them. Thank God for Nintendo for being the only people still making games in this world. I'm sure i'll enjoy playing them in my fucking dreams. 

Seriously, i've owned a switch for like 6 years and i only have 4 games for it because Nintendo literally has some weird corporate mandate about their games never going down in price. I will NEVER play the new Zelda. Never ever. I would slit my own throat before putting down 70 dollars for a glorified DLC to a game i thought was overrated in the first place. I'd rather spend 70 bucks eating too much at Olive Garden and totally destroying the handicapped stall, and i did, 3 days ago.

I can only justify one Nintendo purchase per year at most, and it's obviously gonna be Pikmin. I'll just have to ask Santa Claus for the Mario games.