God of War Ragnarok Part 6 - Woofs (Patreon)

Hey, remember this game? It was a big deal earlier this year wasn't it? I don't know if it still is. Now everyone's talking about Zelder again. There's no way i'm playing that, by the way. I didn't even like the last one that much and building lego cars like the bad Banjo game does not sound like an improvement to me. 

If i want cars, i'll play a car game. Which i did, i just posted an episode of it, and it made me sick of cars. But enough about cars and other games, this game is this game and this game is called God of War 4 Part 2: Thor Ragnarok Part 2, or something, and it doesn't need cars because it has woofs pulling a sled who are very good boys. And that's coming from me, the number 1 dog hater of all time. 

Unfortunately to get to the woofs I first have to slog through another 9 hour Atreus section where Fat Thor, oh excuse me that's the Avengers version, Fatter Thor bumbles around and shits himself morosely. Then little Loki finds the mask and i make the joke that had to be made. 

After that Kratos decides enough is enough and he has to set out to find his son, now. But first some more puzzles where i scan the environment looking for stupid fucking braziers to light, to open a stupid fucking chest, for a stupid fucking power up, and then take a nap, because every one of these chest puzzles makes me need one like i just ate too much bread at Olive Garden, which i did.