Panel-Cast - 8 Billion Genies (and a talking dog too) (Patreon)

I haven't slept in 3 days. The second i click post on this post my head is hitting the pillow not to rise until tomorrow, a new month where i can crawl back onto my hamster wheel and begin the madness all over again. I still have about... 900 movies and animes to review, 40,000 comics to tell you about, a trillion video games, 69 miscellaneous hee-haws, infinity wrestling and at least 27 more funny jokes about Wendys. 

You thought the Curse of the Evas was scary, try the Curse of The Endless. I never die but i age 100 years every day. My infinite failures make me a vessel for infinite possibilities, just like the middle aged but still impressively hot asian lady in that movie someone should pay me to review.

Sometimes a curse is also a gift and vice versa. Like if you suddenly had a genie. Bam. There's the segue. I did it. Now this post makes sense. 8 Billion genies is a new 8 issue series that kicks butt so good i just couldn't wait to panel-cast it, and upon finishing it i ran to the microphone without thinking of any other comics to talk about. Which made for an episode too short to post, so it sat there for a week or two waiting for me to randomly read something else i could tack on to it, so it could at least be a double feature. 

Enter... the comic adventures of everyone's favorite talking dog, The Scoobster himself. If you have a different talking dog in mind, get the fuck out of my country. Scooby is the greatest. Name another cartoon from the fucking 60s that still comes out with like 5 new series and about a hundred new movies every year. You can't because there's only one, and that's Rooby Rooby motherfucking Roo.

No i'm not gonna review Velma. Unless someone pays me, but i'm counting it as an anime so that's a big boy pledge. That's not even relevant here because this is a comic book show and this ain't your grandma's Scooby Doo on TV, this Scooby Doo is on the page, exclusively. Also Batman is in it. 

So inspired am I by the greatness of Scoob that i've created my own mystery solving talking dog character, a loving homage that i can't wait to share with you all. This tribute is similar in many ways but distinct enough that if they ever met Scooby would splatter diarhea all over thinking he had just seen his own g-g-g-g-ghost. It gets right to the essence of what Scooby Doo is, totally cool and rad.

Oh God enough. I've been typing this half asleep for an hour. I'm trapped in a waking death. If i had a genie i'd wish for my dreams to come true so i'd never need to sleep again, and all of you would have to peep the horror of my inner-spook. Cause i come from Parts Unknown, where nightmares are the best part of my day and the guitar solo from Enter Sandman starts playing every time i beat someone up or do something cool which is constantly, fool. 

No more talking. No more alive. Witness my silly comic book reviews and die gorily, peons on Earth. I exit light, and when i return... i'm gonna fight any who still haven't learned. So don't sleep on this, or it'll be your turn, and i'll be counting sheep to the ashes in your urn. AAAHHHHH GOD WAKE ME FROM THIS HELL!