Scary Spook Buff Movie Stuff: Skinamarink (Patreon)

This was a Buff Movie request by a Buff Movie Buff called Zegathra. He asked me to review this, then messaged me again a few days later to say never mind because it wasn't playing anywhere yet. But I'm the ultimate Buff Movie Buff so i stormed the Shudder Headquarters and put Joe Bob in the masterlock until they gave me a personal screening. 

Good movie. Weird movie. Scary movie. Boring movie. Skinamarink is all those things at once. Any description beyond that is bound to be redundant because this one has a lot of buzz and everyone's reviewing it and saying the same shit. Myself included, but i'm probably the only one who says it funny while also getting pissed off at the people upstairs.

I'm probably also the only psycho deranged enough to wanna see it again, but i do, and i will. I wanna take all my normie friends to see this, as a prank. They'd probably lynch me afterward but not before i turned into the Joker from carrying out a plot so devious and chaotic. I'd die laughing. 

If you like movies that are... movies, you won't like this movie. But if you like films that are cinema, you might find it highly... cinematic. Or perhaps filmographic. You've heard of nightmare fuel, Skinamarink is like being trapped in Nightmare amber. For 60 million years.

I'm currently trapped in a nightmare myself. A nightmare called those fucking fat neighbors are at it again. Clomping and stomping and plodding and clodding and stumbling, and bumbling, and trundling, and rumbling. I'd like to skinamarink their fat asses into a spooky house far away from here. Hell i'd send myself there for some peace and solitude. You know who would make a good roomate for Skinamarink? Squidward. 

Just put me and Squidward and Skinamarink in a house together with no fake ass fools, fat-ass neighbors, or stupid fucking spongebob and we'd be all good. It'd be like a sitcom of us all getting along and shit like Three's Company, but instead of a dude and two babes it would be a dude and a squid and a fuckin.... whatever the fuck a skinamarink is.

Damn, dog. I still don't know.