The Cruelty of Captain Ladder - Death Stranding Part ? (Patreon)

It's time for our monthly check-in with Norman Reedus and his horrible job dragging bodies across America to prevent the explosive devastation of necrotic butt-rot bombs.

Ah yes, i remember now. This is the episode where i contemplated ending all life on Earth in a great purging fire. Wait, that doesn't narrow it down much at all. 

Oh right, this is the one where i fell in a river, and then fell off a ladder, and then fell some more. I'm reminded of a bit of poetry from the original Dead Body Man himself, that celebrated wordsmith Violent J:

I hit rock bottom, 

and then i fell in a hole

and then i fell through the floor of that hole some mo'

That about sums up this whole exploding dead body situation.

Also, just to be clear, i don't actually *fall off* the ladder. That would imply that I pulled some kind of goof. What actually happened is that some villain out there, probably Kojima himself, deliberately led me astray with a faulty ladder in yet another of his classic, ruinous practical jokes on the player. Easily one of his cruelest pranks yet, right up there with putting a bomb in that girl's lasagna that one time. 

The mad man has to be stopped. He's gotten away with it for too long, I'd seek revenge myself but i know Geoff Keighly would just swear vengeance on me, and then i'd have an even worse problem. That guy is way too powerful.