Piss Age 8 - It still ain't great. (Patreon)

I hate this game i hate this game i hate this game i hate this game i hate this game. 

I long for the day i never have to edit another piece of visage footage ever again. It sickens me. It's the worst game ever created, i regret playing it, and the only solace i'll ever find in this life is the day i can finally forget about it forever. 

God just watching it back while i write this is making me relive these fucking shit ass controls. Okay enough, let's not be negative. Let's look on the bright side of this dark ass can't fucking see anything ass game. 

The positive side is... me. I'm funny, and so is my Floozy and so is my pain, unfortunately. The most entertaining thing about this wretched game is a wretch like me having a bad time with it. That's the worst thing i could possibly say about a game and i'm pretty sure i've already said it 5 times because it's the only thought my tormented mind is capable of forming when confronted with such cosmic boredom. 

I've been reading a lot of Lovecraft lately and let me tell you, the unfathomable terror of a mortal man plunging the depths of this cursed toilet game would fit right in. They should have called The Necronomicrap. 

This miserable labyrinth of vagaries is so goddamned cryptic, even reading a walkthrough makes your head spin from trying to rationalize how any human could possibly figure out any of this nonsensical dogshit without one. This Hellish, hateful creation is so vague it makes P.T. look like Cookie Clicker. 

Ah whatever. Read this next part in a Vincent Price voice. 

As we trundle toward the crappy conclusion of this twisted tale's latest chilling chapter, i urge any squeamish viewers to beware. For i assure you it's quite... jaw dropping. a heh hehe hehe heh ehe rhe hwhehhooooo hoooo HEE-HAW.

For the record, i don't think Vincent Price ever said "Hee-Haw". But if he knew about Visage in his time he probably would have. It's exactly the silly sound this dumb game deserves.