Hades: Time For Bed (Patreon)

This is the last Hades video unless it returns to Game Pass at some point. So for now the series wraps up the way every Blue Glow should, with me tired and cranky. It's good that i don't have any more of these for the time being because after a while there's not a whole lot left to say about a game like this. 

It's a rogue-like. You do the same thing over and over until your eyes melt or you can't stand to listen to yourself talk anymore. That's the entire point of the genre, so what the hell is left to write about. The game doesn't even lend itself to a review because it's annoyingly perfect. It is what it is and communicates itself just by watching it. 

You're a guy with snappy controls in a Greek mythology place cutting a swathe through rats and satyrs until daddy spanks you and then you try again. It's a flawless stupid goddamn 10/10, what more do you want from me?

Even now i wish i was playing it more, but don't own it, and i ain't buying it cause i already dished out 60 buckaroos for God of Stupid War this month. I would have been happier with a Kratos skin in this game than slogging my way through the 50,000 pointless loot chest puzzles of that bloated overhyped turd. 

This is what a game is, pure gameplay, no stupid bullshit. God of War used to be a series that understood that, Hell, it even let you escape Hades, but that Helly Hades wasn't even as good as this Heckin Hades, so thank God Hades is here to carry the Hades escaping torch while God of War is busy escaping from the concept of fun.