UFC 4: This Time it's Punchable. (Patreon)

That isn't the real subtitle. There is no subtitle because this is an EA game and EA is to creativity and fun what creativity and fun is to cynicism and boredom, as diametrically opposed as flippers and toes. The degree to which i enjoy having written that tells me my brain is melting. I think playing all these shitty free ps4 games has turned my mental health into mental hells. I'm gonna get some sun tomorrow. 

If i didn't know any better i'd say UFC stands for Unxious Fucking Creation. From what i saw of it this is but a mere skeleton of a game which has exactly zero features or game modes. Now, it's entirely possible it only appeared that way because it was still installing as i played it. But is that really an excuse? Or does it just in turn lead to the rather valid question of why the fuck would any game do that? 

Is there any wrong thing that modern games won't do? And are any of those wrong things not conceived in the swamp of anti-consumer malevolence that is EA? I swear this company exists only to troll gamers. If these clods put half as much creativity into their actual games as they put into finding ways to make their games odious and unplayable, EA would stand for Excellence Always, instead of what it actually stands for which is Excrement Assways. 

There you go. Those 3 paragraphs are the best thing that has ever or will ever come of this game's existence, or EA's existence for that matter. You're welcome, swine of the industry. I'll even throw in a new tagline for ya. 

E. A. Sports. It's Gay and Lame.