Attack of The Poopy Butt Slimes (Resident Evil VII - Part 4) (Patreon)

Here's the last of The Resident Evil 7 highlights, or maybe lowlights, unless i ever go back to it, which i will not because I don't like it. It's full of poopy guys, and also guys made of poop, it's like come on pick a lane, have one or the other. Now Conker's Bad Fur Day on the other hand, there's a game that did it right. The perfect balance between poopy guys (0), and guys made of poop (1).

What does smelly old Resident Evil VII have to offer in comparison? A trophy that says Master of Unlocking? Do you think I'm that easy to impress? I mean i'll take it, because i am the master and I deserve a trophy, but... i forgot what my point was. 

I'm sure I'll get sucked into playing VIIIage when it comes out so let's just hope there's no poopy butt monsters like VII has. No, I will not be making the same massive mommy milkers joke as everyone else so please temper your expectations accordingly. There's that pesky self-respect again, always getting between me and the audience. 

This stream sneezed and farted at the same time or something which caused the audio to get all out of sync with itself, but it's not a huge problem, what matters is i can still make my juvenile poopy goopy mud butt jokes, which i obviously can because poopy poopy shitty poopy crap turds. 

So to recap, milkers meme = beneath me. 

Poopy icky crap farts = The highest pinnacle of comedy.

Okay, enjoy my jokes and my rage quitting, which is really more like quips and annoyance quitting, but why split hairs? What am I, dry weather?

hee hee.

ha ha. 

And that's why I'm the expert on hee hee's and ha ha's, folks. It took years of training to master these teqhniques. Now all that's left to master is how to spell techniques. Oh look, I've mastered everything.